Justin Bieber Is Currently In Miami, Chooses To Ride A Segway Everywhere He Goes

Open Letter To Justin Bieber
Can you stop being a douche?
So, can someone explain to me the appeal of the Segway? Because to me it just kind of represents to douche-mobile that Justin Bieber rides.

The singer was spotted in Miami today riding the machine around the city with some friends. Well actually, he was driving it and they were walking around behind him. Selena Gomez, where are you to ride one and  make this more fun when we need you?

If reports are to be believed, the Biebs spent $75,000 at a strip club in Miami for his friend Lil’ Scrappy’s birthday. 

Side note: Lil’ Scrappy is my new rapper name. Honestly, I wouldn’t put it past Justin to spend that much. That’s like what, a few drinks and some ones in his world.

Launch the gallery to check out all the photos of Justin Bieber in Miami. He’s essentially making the same vaguely creepy face in every photo. God I hope Selena isn’t actually back with him. Her hair is too good for him.