Just How Much Is Suri Cruise Worth?

So we’ve been wondering, and we know you have too, why we haven’t seen a photo of Suri Cruise yet? We’ve used the joke that she’s still being molded out of clay to death, but the real reason that we haven’t seen of photo of baby Suri is money. Roger Friedman is reporting that TomKat went to the celebrity weeklies just like Brangelina did, and tired to auction off the a photo shoot to the highest bidder. An offer was given in the amount of $3 million (Shiloh’s photo received $4 million), and Tom Cruise thought that amount was too low, so the offer was rescinded.

Exactly who from Cruise’s strange inner circle initiated the contact is still unknown, although I am told the enterprise was “official.” It’s likely that the Church of Scientology would have gotten a cut, too, considering they like to take 10 percent of everything from their celebrity clients.

And now that Suri is almost three months old, has her price gone up or down? The answer, says one of the mag’s experts, is down.

“Shiloh was the whole deal,” my source said. “We won’t see a baby like that again for a while.”

In other words, Britney Spears shouldn’t expect a windfall for her latest Federline product.

So because of the fact that Tom Cruise couldn’t sell his baby his baby’s photos for a set amount, she’ll be locked away in her crib for who knows how long.

Pictures of TomKat’s Baby Didn’t Sell [FOX411]