Just A Smalltown Girl, Living In A Lonely World!

October 21st, 2007 // 15 Comments

Oh god, who would ever have thought I would one day be able to drop some Journey lyrics? My blogging career has reached it’s beautiful crescendo! As you may have heard, Marc Anthony and his demanding bubble butt wife have been co-touring. Last night during their show at L.A.’s Staples Center, Marc Anthony channeled Steve Perry and kinda confirmed that Jennifer Lopez is knocked up with a tiny bonerack during a cover of “Faithfully”. Seriously, if it takes after Dad she can just shoot it out and be like “that’s it?”

Anthony cried during the song, saying it now held “special significance” to him. The line from the song that drew the loudest cheers from the crowd was, “They say that the road ain’t no place to start a family”.

You big pussy, Kidding. But you know what? This hot new strategy wherein you don’t spill the pregnancy truth until the baby is actually your cervix is irritating. Enough of that, let’s sing! “ON A MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANNNNYYYYYY WWHHEERRRRRRREEEEE!”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By J. Harvey
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  1. I’m trying to remember why I would want to see J Lo? Does she have some great hit song collection I refresh my memory by? nineties and needs to be let go….

  2. I’m trying to remember why I would want to see J Lo? Does she have some great hit song collection I refresh my memory by? nineties and needs to be let go….

  3. sam

    Dont hate, it doesn’t become you. I was a MSG and I must say it was a great concert. she is defn pregnat, but she looks good, but she didnt really dance slow moves makes sense. I love Jlo and if she wants to keep it to herself man just let it go. She does not have to make an statement anyway we all ready know shes prego so why sweat it.

  4. My $.02

    How dare that little vampire-looking freak bastardize one of the greatest 80′s ballads? I set the world record for listening to it over and over after my 8th grade boyfriend moved away. This song is about love and loss…not about JLo and her uterus! As if Dracula is going to be “on the road” away from her that much. He sux!

  5. Say wha-?!

    Uh, didn’t he kinda start a family with his ex-wife? I thought he had kids already. Damn. Whatta jackass.

  6. anonymous

    #5 You sure those kids with his ex-wife are actually his-not the product of some other man who didn’t want them, thus the fast Vegas marraige to Marc. Remember his song “To love without lies?”. Women have been known to lie to men about the true paternity of their children.

    Anyway, I could care less if any celebrity tells me what’s in their uterus. None of my beeswax. I am just happy for them. I wish them both a happy marraige and healthy children.

  7. someone

    I hope the baby looks like Jennifer, and not skeletor…

  8. Audrey

    \\you are so funny. \seriously, you brighten my day! \thank you!

  9. MelovesJHarvey

    Not that this has anything to do with the actual story but you’re mixing two Journey songs! “Small town girl…living in a lonely world” is from “Don’t stop believin’”! Easy mistake, they kinda sound alike. Why i know and remember this is a different story!

  10. karen

    she is SO pregro!
    her husbend loves her whats wrong with it.he can sing any damn song 4 her and dedicate anything he want!you people seem SO jealouse.just leave them alone!their baby will be talented and RICH!

  11. HA HA HA HA HA

    All the hating in the world is not going to stop the fact that BEN AFFLECKS MOVIE TANKED AT THE BOX OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SHOWN IN 2600 MT AND BARELY TOOK $6M
    I GUESS THAT’S WHAT HE GETS FOR TRASHING JLO AND GETTING HIS GOSSIP WRITTER BUDDIES TO DO THE SAME.

    BY THE WAY JLO’S CONCERT WAS PHENOMENAL!!!!!
    …SO BENNY BOY NOW BY HIS OWN ADMISSION IS

    TOTALLY F U C K E D!!!!!!!!!!

  12. HA HA HA HA HA

    All the hating in the world is not going to stop the fact that BEN AFFLECKS MOVIE TANKED AT THE BOX OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SHOWN IN 2600 MT AND BARELY TOOK $6M
    I GUESS THAT’S WHAT HE GETS FOR TRASHING JLO AND GETTING HIS GOSSIP WRITER BUDDIES TO DO THE SAME.

    BY THE WAY JLO’S CONCERT WAS PHENOMENAL!!!!!
    …SO BENNY BOY NOW BY HIS OWN ADMISSION IS

    TOTALLY F U C K E D!!!!!!!!!!

  13. HA HA HA HA HA

    All the hating in the world is not going to stop the fact that BEN AFFLECKS MOVIE TANKED AT THE BOX OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SHOWN IN 2600 MT AND BARELY TOOK $6M
    I GUESS THAT’S WHAT HE GETS FOR TRASHING JLO AND GETTING HIS GOSSIP WRITER BUDDIES TO DO THE SAME.

    BY THE WAY JLO’S CONCERT WAS PHENOMENAL!!!!!
    …SO BENNY BOY NOW BY HIS OWN ADMISSION IS

    TOTALLY F U C K E D!!!!!!!!!!

  14. HA HA HA HA HA

    All the hating in the world is not going to stop the fact that BEN AFFLECKS MOVIE TANKED AT THE BOX OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SHOWN IN 2600 MT AND BARELY TOOK $6M
    I GUESS THAT’S WHAT HE GETS FOR TRASHING JLO AND GETTING HIS GOSSIP WRITER BUDDIES TO DO THE SAME.

    BY THE WAY JLO’S CONCERT WAS PHENOMENAL!!!!!
    …SO BENNY BOY NOW BY HIS OWN ADMISSION IS

    TOTALLY F U C K E D!!!!!!!!!!

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