Just A Smalltown Girl, Living In A Lonely World!

Oh god, who would ever have thought I would one day be able to drop some Journey lyrics? My blogging career has reached it’s beautiful crescendo! As you may have heard, Marc Anthony and his demanding bubble butt wife have been co-touring. Last night during their show at L.A.’s Staples Center, Marc Anthony channeled Steve Perry and kinda confirmed that Jennifer Lopez is knocked up with a tiny bonerack during a cover of “Faithfully”. Seriously, if it takes after Dad she can just shoot it out and be like “that’s it?”

Anthony cried during the song, saying it now held “special significance” to him. The line from the song that drew the loudest cheers from the crowd was, “They say that the road ain’t no place to start a family”.

You big pussy, Kidding. But you know what? This hot new strategy wherein you don’t spill the pregnancy truth until the baby is actually your cervix is irritating. Enough of that, let’s sing! “ON A MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANNNNYYYYYY WWHHEERRRRRRREEEEE!”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online