Julia Roberts Is People’s Most Beautiful Person Again

Yawn. Julia Roberts is pretty and all, but she’s been on People’s Most Beautiful Person in the World list twelve times, on the cover four. I know she has Eat, Pray, Love coming out, but couldn’t they for a second pretend it’s not just good PR and wait until the film comes out so she’s relevant again? Her cover was even bumped due to the Sandra Bullock news, which while we’re at it that’s someone who stands out ahead of Julia, who was filming Larry Crowne with Tom Hanks yesterday. Like I learned from my sad broken Gucci bag, just because it
cost a lot
that doesn’t make it best.

Other people on the sort of list I was told wasn’t nice to make back in grade school include Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez, Ashely Greene, Robert Pattinson, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Bradley Cooper, Johnny Depp, Patrick Dempsey, Justin Bieber, Adam Lambert.