Julia Roberts: Shitty Woman

April 23rd, 2008 // 13 Comments

Julia Roberts stinks. Here she is with Clive Owen filming Duplicity in NYC. The reason why ole’ Clive seems to be backing up off her is because she doesn’t use deodorant. At all. Julia rinses the pits and starts her day. She doesn’t even use those rocks to defunk that the vegans use. When sensitive ponytail vegan people (long-haired freaky people?) think you reek, something’s up.

“I don’t like to share that with a large number of people, but it’s just never been my thing,” America’s Sweetheart says about deodorant whether it be sticks, rolls or gels.

I wouldn’t share it either. It explains all the wavy cartoon lines coming off her all the time. I wondered what the hell that was obscuring my enjoyment of Sleeping with the Enemy. Someone re-arranged the towels and I couldn’t get what everyone was gasping about because of her stinklines!

Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com

12 more photos of Julia Roberts and Clive Owen on the set of Duplicity are after the jump.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com

By J. Harvey
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  1. peachpie

    lmao!

  2. Zelda F.

    Clive is pretty darned yummy if you ask me..

  3. Karen

    Imagine the stench if she did a movie with McConaughey.

  4. Persistent Cat

    My husband is one of those lucky souls that doesn’t need deodorant and that boy sweats. Thank God because I hate the smell of men’s deodorant. As for me, I keep deodorant in my purse, in my car, in my desk. When I shop, I check the fabric tag before the price tag. I’m kind of gross.

  5. fresh as a daisy

    Here’s the deal on deodorant — if you shave your pits and wash every day, you don’t need it. The odor comes from bacteria that feed off of your sweat. 99% of the bacteria live on the underarm hair. Shave it – they’re gone. People are shocked when I tell them I don’t use it because they expect me to smell and I don’t at all. Btw, deodorant contains aluminum which is linked to alzheimer’s. It’s not good.

  6. Zelda F.

    I’ve read that “”deodorant contains aluminum, which is related to Alzheimers”" – I believe you Fresh … Daisy, but I’m still wondering WHY Julia couldn’t remember that Danny was a married man when she got involved with him………

  7. Persistent Cat

    I shave and bathe everyday, I need deodorant.

    As to what medical problems deodorant can cause, it’s indeterminate. Nothing proves it either way.

  8. ookie doo

    J Harvey – you’ve done better. You always do! This snippet was lame.

  9. Logan

    Deordorant does NOT contain aluminum – antiperspirant does! Come on people…..

  10. T-Bone

    “someone rearranged the towels”

    HILARIOUS! I totally remember that scene.

    P.S. I’m with Persistant Cat. Bathing/shaving doesn’t cut it for most people, Fresh, but you’re lucky it works for you.

  11. green cardigan

    I’ve seen her profile on stinkypits.com …..it looks like she isn’t washing again.

    Julia rinses her pits and starts her day…..lol.
    That’s called a knacker’s wash where I’m from.:)

  12. denise

    Well, personally, I can’t use anti-perspirants (even sensitive skin types). It makes my underarms ache. It’s a deep-tissue, dull ache and it’s painful enough that I can’t live with it. I tried the crystal and got the same results. Since there are lymph glands in the underarm area it makes me worry about breast cancer. Of course I’d rather stink than worry about that. So my basic solution is to bathe twice a day. I assume that’s what Julia is doing also. So give us both a break, please.

  13. rumplestilkskin

    I don’t know about Julia Roberts, but if you travel on a bus or train or plane there are always loads of stinking sweaty folk all about! Never mind deodorant and anti perspirants, sometimes I wonder if some people bath at all, change their underwear or even bother to wipe their arse! Luckily when we watch TV or see a movie thankfully we don’t have to worry if the Actors stink or not, but same can’t be said for the audience!

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