Juicier Lindsay Lohan Update

July 24th, 2007 // 22 Comments

Lohan was involved in a car chase when the cops were called. The juicy part, it was Lindsay’s car the was doing the chasing. Lohan was driving a white Denali. She was chasing a Cadillac Escalade. Stay tuned, because I’m sure there will be more updates on this breaking story throughout the day.

PUBLIC SAFETY WARNING: Lindsay Lohan is out of jail. She was cooperative with law enforcement but quite upset about the whole thing (yeah the prospect of going to jail kind of sucks). She did however refuse to submit to a PASD (Preliminary Alcohol Screening Device) at the time of her arrest, but she did take the walk-the-line test and failed.

By Kimberly London
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  1. Zekers

    Alright! This has it all: Car chase, drug bust, DUI, a half of a walking brain stem with hair, sunglasses and freckles…Wonder if she’d give the Denali to me since she won’t be needing it…in jail.

  2. Woohoo

    haaaha haaahahahahahhaaaaa h haaah aaahahhh hhaaa hhaaa haahhha hhaaa haha ha ha aha haha ah… *wiping tears* ha ha ha haaha haaa ha haaah haha ha

  3. Margaret

    You guys can blast Perez all you want, but he’s been reporting on this for hours. TMZ, a Johnny come lately, now has it. DUI, drunks!

  4. Wow

    And Dina keeps pushing her other daughter to turn into this…. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. More Lohan news repeating in about 5-10 years!

  5. Zekers

    Jeez Margaret, I’d rather get the gossip late than get it from Jabba-the-Hutt…

  6. green cardigan

    I bet Dina is already planning her court room wardrobe. She is going to milk this one for all its worth. Orange Oprah.

  7. This and the new Britney story have just made all my tabloid birthday’s come at once!

    http://www.hotlippy.com

  8. Jam

    You mean the rehab stunt DIDN’T work?! …Oh my…

  9. Margaret,
    If Peni$ Hilton is your flavor, then please stay there. ASL is a trash free zone.

  10. MissNee

    She’s an idiot. Everything would have been a lot better had she NOT used her prison purse to smuggle coke into a police facility

  11. lookwhaticando

    Come on Lin, how stupid can you be. This chick is going to jail, Her career could possible be over. The thing is she did have talent, (Not musically) but acting. How could one person be this dumb

  12. S_M_G

    I guess I’m the only one finding this all very sad. She is 21…

  13. Am

    Zekers said:
    Jeez Margaret, I’d rather get the gossip late than get it from Jabba-the-Hutt…

    Agreed!

  14. isaidit

    Not sad SMG, wholly expected is more like it.

  15. They should humanely euthanize this wastoid! (and her “mom”)

  16. Sarah

    GOOD!! KEEP IT UP LINDS!!! Maybe this will keep her out of the movies for a while & give me a choice to see something WITHOUT her in it.

  17. Put her ass back in jail…maybe then she’ll realize how serious this is.

  18. Alexa

    And here I have been busting my ass taking acting classes, finishing my acting reel, going on audition after audition after audition…hell, I’ve been going after this whole famous thing the wrong way! What I need is a monkey on my back and a good publicist, then I’ll be on my way!

  19. Mike

    She is wasted and history in my mind….but, the more important thing is……WHO is providing these drugs to her?…………………there are darker forces hanging around these “stars”……………people going near her should be searched by the Police and arrested…………..get a warrant……………..Mike

  20. FeistyFreedomGirl

    ABC is reporting her alcohol level was between .12 and .13 so she did do a test. I lost my cousin to someone who was driving while under the influence…this is a serious matter and she needs to get more than a slap on the wrist and some community service. She will never learn the severity of all of this unless the punishment is harsh.

  21. toofunny

    I love Lindsay Lohan. Just because of this, I may take the win in my Fafarazzi team! Keep up the good work, LiLo!

  22. toofunny

    I love Lindsay Lohan. Just because of this, I may take the win in my Fafarazzi team! Keep up the good work, LiLo!
    In all seriousness, this is sad. She is going to kill herself or worse someone else. How did Paris get her license taken away and yet this one is still on the road?

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