The judge is acting like a total donkey . He seriously wants to be on Surreal Life Fame Games. Any second now he’s gonna be in a puffy dress and singing “I Wrote A Letter to Daddy”.
Seidlin – who earlier compiled a demo tape of his engaging courtroom theatrics to shop around for a possible TV deal, according to TMZ.com – has made his own headlines with his playful, outspoken and occasionally sharp manner, whether attacking terms of Smith’s will (“no woman in America would sign a clause like that”) or honing in on Smith’s drug use and Stern’s financial dependence on Smith.
Levity is an added factor in Seidlin’s courtroom. Larry Birkhead, who is battling Stern in a side dispute over paternity of Smith’s 5-month-old daughter Danielynn, confessed on the stand that he was “having a hard time” reaching a conclusion on where he’d like to see Smith’s body buried. “You?” Seidlin interjected. “What about me?”
Demo tape? DEMO TAPE? Flavor of Love 3 with Judge Seidlin? Easy there, your honor. I’m sure if you rolled up on Hyde with no panties, you’re guaranteed a reel on TMZ at this point.