Jude Law Is Modeling All Over The Place

July 22nd, 2008 // 7 Comments

Say what you want about Jude Law, he’s a handsome man. And fashion houses know it. Here’s pics from his campaigns from Dior’s new Homme Sport fragrance, and for Dunhill.

So what if he’s allegedly balding and can’t retain a relationship seeing as he’s nailing children? He’s pretty! Do you know far pretty goes? You can be the dumbest bitch on the planet. Or completely evil. Or generally useless. If you’re good-looking, people just sorta hand you stuff and want to be your friend.

It’s horrifying! Hot bitches can be rude to waiters, kick puppies, and will always get that job over you! And they have no rules that say they have to use their powers for good!

Uglies unite! We need to tear these bitches down! I’m starting with Jude! Pass me my torch, I’m storming Castle Handsome!

Click any photo to view all 10 photos of Jude Lawselling some stuff in the gallery!


Say what you want about Jude Law, he’s a handsome man. And fashion
houses know it. Here’s pics from his campaigns from Dior’s new Homme
Sport fragrance, and for Dunhill.So what if he’s allegedly balding and can’t retain a relationship seeing as he’s nailing children?
He’s pretty! Do you know far pretty goes? You can be the dumbest bitch
on the planet. Or completely evil. Or generally useless. If you’re
good-looking, people just sorta hand you stuff and want to be your
friend.It’s horrifying! Hot bitches can be rude to waiters,
kick puppies, and will always get that job over you! And they have no
rules that say they have to use their powers for good!Uglies unite! We need to tear these bitches down! I’m starting with Jude! Pass me my torch, I’m storming Castle Handsome!Click any photo to view all 10 photos of Jude Law selling some stuff in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. E-dub

    That press release photo looks like a mug shot or an admission shot at a ward for the criminally insane!

  2. mary

    His voice is awesome. Now he is a hot member of Billionairepal.com where he blog often. I hope I can have a chat with him.

  3. Tony the Tiger

    Jude Law is NOT HOT.

    He is looking more like Phil Collins from Genesis every day.

    Not only is he physically unattractive (receding hairline, weak profile, absolutely no body, hairy monkey) but he cheated on the mother of his kids with the nanny…in his bed…with children in sight.

    That is so gross. The pictures are awful too. Noone likes this guy and all his movies bomb.

  4. Kimberly

    Someone sounds a bit jealous.

  5. Zekers

    Good call…he does look like Phil Collins! I agree with you TtT-I have never and will never understand the attraction.

  6. angel

    Tony the Tiger, you are one sad MF! NOBODY likes Jude Law? You’re an ass! Jude is f*ckin’ gorgeous!
    Very nice ass, too. He didn’t cheat on his wife, you nimrod, he cheated on Sienna – and who cares about that? And J. Harvey, what a jealous bithc you are!

  7. Alexa

    I love the part about how the handsome/pretties get everything REGARDLESS of even their most heinous behavior. I was married to one who came close to killing me. He has never been jailed in spite of numerous dui’s, assault & batteries, felonies. He’s a Jekyll & Hyde and everyone feels sorry for him and pampers him.

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