Jude Law’s Going Bald
Oh, the poor bitch. I am, too. I’ve got this receding hairline/power alleys thing going on. How can my hair be crazy thick in some places and non-existent in others? SCREW YOU, BIOLOGY! Jude Law was out and about the other day in Britain showing off what’s left of his pelt.
Law is reportedly frantic over his follicle disappearance and his ex-wife Sadie Frost has him seeking out acupuncturists, Chinese mystics, and homeopathic treatments. That’s some ex-wife. Jude’s currently working on Reposession Mambo. It’s a sci-fi thriller about a guy with several transplanted organs who goes on the run when he can’t afford his heart transplant. Does it also involve hair plugs?
It’s actually not that bad. Check out this picture. He just shouldn’t shave his head again anytime soon.