Jude Law’s Going Bald

April 17th, 2008 // 20 Comments

Oh, the poor bitch. I am, too. I’ve got this receding hairline/power alleys thing going on. How can my hair be crazy thick in some places and non-existent in others? SCREW YOU, BIOLOGY! Jude Law was out and about the other day in Britain showing off what’s left of his pelt.

Law is reportedly frantic over his follicle disappearance and his ex-wife Sadie Frost has him seeking out acupuncturists, Chinese mystics, and homeopathic treatments. That’s some ex-wife. Jude’s currently working on Reposession Mambo. It’s a sci-fi thriller about a guy with several transplanted organs who goes on the run when he can’t afford his heart transplant. Does it also involve hair plugs?

It’s actually not that bad. Check out this picture. He just shouldn’t shave his head again anytime soon.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

By J. Harvey
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  1. cris

    I still think he’s hot. If anyone can pull of the receding hairline, it’s Jude Law.

  2. Lola

    Hair/no hair– I’d still do him.

  3. sheryl

    I laugh my ass off at all these comments about Jude’s “rapidly receding hairline.” Let’s see…he shaved his hair last fall for Mambo, and it looks the same as it did then. He shaved his hair even shorter around the time of AI, and it was the same hairline. Your snark is wayyyy late…sorry. LOL!

    I really want to do lots of stuff to him….

  4. sp

    He needs some nioxin – it’s a little pricey but it SAVED MY HAIR!!! Tons grew back! They need to advertise….

  5. Jenna Mitchell

    Christ, he looks like Phil Collins. *giggle*

  6. Alek

    Compared to women paying to be cut open and have plastic bags inserted into themselves, Jude Law and his thinning ilk are welcome to paste hair patches on their head. Lot less weird & lot more attractive result.

  7. angie

    Jenna, Phil Collins? Wow, hadn’t heard THAT one before. At the end of the day, he’s still Jude freakin’ Law, and you’re still utterly boring.

  8. Zelda F.

    “”and his ex-wife Sadie Frost has him seeking out acupuncturists, Chinese mystics, and homeopathic treatments.”"

    Didn’t he cheat on Sadie also? I can’t think of a better way to “needle” a cheating ex-husband tnan encourage him to participate in all sorts of questionable solutions. Man, I’d be having FUN with that, I’m sure she is too!!! That said, he’s still very handsome, but…. honestly, he has lost quite a bit of his hairline in the last few years…. Does NOT make him any less handsome, I’d still tackle him & beat him to the floor!

  9. mel

    No he didn’t “cheat” on Sadie.

  10. Nice catch on the Phil Collins Jenna.

    I wanna know why he’s carrying a three year old iBook. With his bank, it’s long past time for an upgrade;)

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  18. dave

    this is crap hes had this hairline for ages now my uncles had that almost exact hairline sinse his early 20s and its remained the same and hes 45. just cause hes got a trim dont meen hes goin bald

  19. Bo

    whatever.

    he still looks great

    the man is sex

  20. mike

    LOL Jude Law going BALD! He does look like Phil Collins

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