J.R. Rotem Should Have A Top Hat And Tails On He’s Such A Gentleman

June 15th, 2007 // 2 Comments

(Flynet)

J.R. Rotem is that two-bit record producer who briefly romanced the shaven-headed 7-Eleven groupie we know and love as Britney Spears. Keep in mind he romanced her right before her mind blew up, so his penis could have contributed to the mix. Anyway, he spoke to Blender magazine and gave details on how he gave it to her.

“I f**ked Britney wheelbarrow style.” Oh wait — he was just kidding, he says. No, in fact, says JR, “It was tractor style.” Tractor style?

In the end, says J.R., he and his farm girl Brit “decided for both our careers that it would not be cool to have a romantic relationship.”

I get the “wheelbarrow”. He held onto her legs like wishbones whilst thrusting inside her, right? But the tractor? I know that I’m that experienced in giving it to a lady, seeing as I am steadfastly homosexual – but seriously, tractors are large machines that rumble over dirt…oh now I get it.

By J. Harvey
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  1. green cardigan

    What a tosspot.

  2. yes

    I think he meant tractor like country style,you know because she’s country.

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