Jordan Embraces Garishness

March 27th, 2006 // 14 Comments

There can be no other explanation for Jordan’s fashion sense. She’s the epitome of what you’d think a pole dancer would wear when she’s not pole dancing.

Some full body photos of Jordan at her book signing, after the jump.

(Photos via JJB)

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Karen

    Who is Jordan?

  2. mvario

    You’d think, though interestingly enough the pole dancers I know tend to go in for coveralls and sweatshirts when they’re not pole dancing.

  3. brooke Hunter

    i love how she’s wearing a special bra that obese women wear- classic

  4. las

    Garish? Jordan? Never!

  5. d.c.

    greasy oily dirty nasty.. take it away.. Uncle!

  6. Kelsey

    I wonder if breatfed babies cry at the sight of her…

  7. Kelsey

    I wonder if breastfed babies cry at the sight of her…

  8. d.c.

    whereas bottle fed will merely have a small siezure and throw up..?

  9. Kelsey

    haha, no I was refering to the size of her beach bal…I mean breasts

  10. Girly Girl

    ROFL Miu… she DOES look like a stripper.

    Karen, Jordan is a Brittish b-list wannabe star. Sort of the Pam Anderson of England. And she is half naked all of the time. Do yourself a favor and go Goodle her wedding pictures… or just look up the word ‘TACKY’ in the dictionary.

  11. Mariana

    I used to be a pole dancer. Neither me or most of the chicks I worked with would even be caught dead in her clothes AT WORK!

    She is quite the fun little chav train wreck though.

  12. Silasdog

    Hey, you’re never gonna see this Jordan babe wearing anything tasteful or smart. It’s never gonna happen. I would like to know why there are starving children all over the world, and she is allowed to monopolize those big milk jugs. Can’t the United Nations do something about this injustice?

  13. Small Fry

    There has GOT to be a penis under that skirt! That is the only way to explain the gicantic fake ta tas, the orange perma-glow, the awful hair extensions and the drag-queen-esque makeup…oh, and the hideous neon whore outfit.

  14. las

    Hey, Mariana, I’ve always wondered what exactly “chav” means? I hear it a lot, but never the actual meaning.

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