Jordan and Peter, my new favorite ridiculous British couple. Seriously, I know I throw the expression “trashtastic” around quite a bit, but what’s not to love about this over-the-top pair, whose yearly fake tanner consumption probably rivals that of most small countries? Here they are at Universal Studios, in all their matchy glory. You just know that underneath all that pink and white, they’re both sporting matching diamond-bedazzled his and hers thongs. In answer to Haddaway’s famous question, “What is love?” I present Jordan and Peter Andre.
However, these two don’t stop at matching outfits. Recently, Jordan requested that her husband wear a fake belly and boobs, so that he could understand what it felt like for her to carry their third child.
Jordan, 28, joked: “I thought it would be funny to put Pete in one for a few hours. He immediately started complaining about backache, his breathing, everything!”
And once again, my attention is drawn back to the pics. I have to say, Peter’s buttons are probably the most underworked, overpaid entities I’ve seen in a while…and I live in Hollywood.