Poor Jordan. It’s as if she wakes up in the morning and says, “What would make me look the most slutty today?” Check out this visual history. Brace yourselves, it ain’t pretty.
Jordan & Peter – A Match Made In Hell [Gossip Jockey]
Who is this and why is she all over blogs?
Is she knocked up again?!!!!
Stay classy Jordan!
What the Hell?? And she thinks this dress looks classy?? She looks knocked up and naked!
Pathetic!…does she really believe she looks good? Just plain trashy!!!
This picture is like ten thousand years old.
That is just gross…
I wonder….move to LA, get in with the crowd, dress like a slut, maybe even pretend I can sing or act….viola!…I’ll be famous too making big bucks for it! sounds like a plan.
It looks like she woke up and said damn this stupid pregnancy thing! I want to wear my little black dress today. So she did, and it ripped in half. So her wardobe person, after throwing thier hands in the air, had to take the packing tape out and try to patch it back together, although not well.
It looks like she woke up and said damn this stupid pregnancy thing! I want to wear my little black dress today. So she did, and it ripped in half. So her wardobe person, after throwing their hands in the air, had to take the packing tape out and try to patch it back together, although not well.
this picture is about a yeah and a half old…. old news
Skankiest looking pregnant woman since Demi and Britney. Anyone else think it’s gross that her false breasts stick out as far as her belly?
Who are these people??????
British B-listers known for bad taste. In fact, that’s the only reason anybody notices them.
They make Posh and Becks look extraordinarily high-toned.
Holy Hagrids Batman! She is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly to the max!
She is actually very sexy without the pregnancy. Biggest hottest breasts on the planet.
Ugh! She is disgusting. She may be hot thanx to tons of plastic surgery but when she was pregnant, her attitude was like, “Oh fuck it. I’m still going to party!” She said this in American Playboy and I saw a pic of her drunk as fuck while pregnant. HEr son ended up born with tons of ailments that were probably cause by her selfish behavior. I hate neglegent, selfish asshole bitches like this I don’t care how much silicone and collagen they have pumped in their bodies.
She looks like a transvestide gone wrong. And when I say gone WRONG, I mean WRONG. That is how ugly and skanky she looks.
she is a transvestite
(Love this quoted in Popbitch this week)
Parenting with Jordan
To keep her poor little blind and disabled
Son happy on photoshoots, Jordan has been seen scattering crisps (potato chips)on the floor so that Harvey can graze on them. Like a sheep.