Jon Lovitz Actually Does Something Funny, Beats The Stuffing Out of Andy Dick

July 17th, 2007 // 19 Comments

This is a hot story. Reports say that there is a long standing animosity between former SNL cast member Jon Lovitz and performance artist/attention whore drug addict Andy Dick. Lovitz allegedly blames Andy Dick for the death of his SNL castmate, comedian Phil Hartman. The story goes that at a party five months prior to his wife shooting him, Andy offered the then sober Mrs. Hartman some coke. She accepted, and five months later it was bloody and all over CNN. Lovitz took over for Hartman on “Newsradio” after his death, and seems to have had several run-ins with Andy concerning Phil Hartman since then. He claims that Andy once told him that ‘I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you – you’re the next one to die.’ That’s charming. Andy Dick’s a mess, and seems to annoy a lot of people. Which is probably why nebbishy Jon Lovitz finally pummeled him last week.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”

Copy that.

By J. Harvey
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  1. oh c'mon

    It’s official. I have just fallen in love with Jon Lovitz.

  2. T-Bone

    Andy Dick is a dick.

  3. Stinky Minky

    Jon Lovitz is AWESOME! I loved Phil Hartman and was heartbroken when he was killed by his deranged wife. Andy Dick will never be as big as he’d like to believe he is… After all, the little Dick missed his one true calling when they were casting Gollum.

  4. LoRider

    God bless Jon Lovitz – I have always liked him and NOW he’s a freakin icon! Go Jon! Ride Lo

  5. newfgirl

    It’s about time somebody decked that ass hat.

  6. Jinxy McDeath

    Yippie mother fuckin’ kay yeah!

  7. jen

    I can’t believe someone stopped him from finishing the Dick off.

  8. “It’s about time somebody decked that ass hat.”

    HERE HERE!!!!

  9. Jade

    John is my hero! Woop woop!!!

  10. Laura

    Well done Jon Lovitz!!!!

  11. I totally owe Lovitz a blowjob now.

  12. King of Chips

    Awesome Awesome Awesome…BTW J. Harvey – you made Fark.com

  13. Hank

    That’s the ticket.

  14. $10,000.00 reward to the first person with a sign stating -

    “ANDY DICK FEARS JON LOVITZ”

  15. Zekers

    Jon should totally wear an Underdog costume now-he is a hero! Problem is that Dick-head won’t go away, he’ll be back acting out his name…

  16. 2gios.com

    I hope these supportive comments reach Jon. He’s Underdog, Superman, Robin Hood, Bat Man, The Flash, and all other superheroes rolled into one. I can now understand why Tim Allen (Timothy Allen Dick) distances himself from the dick. Go Jon go!

  17. 2gios.com

    I hope these supportive comments reach Jon. He’s Underdog, Superman, Robin Hood, Bat Man, The Flash, and all other superheroes rolled into one. I can now understand why Tim Allen (Timothy Allen Dick) distances himself from the dick. Go Jon go!

  18. 2gios.com

    I hope these supportive comments reach Jon. He’s Underdog, Superman, Robin Hood, Bat Man, The Flash, and all other superheroes rolled into one. I can now understand why Tim Allen (Timothy Allen Dick) distances himself from the dick. Go Jon go!

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