Jon Hamm Attempts To Conceal His Bulge At The ‘Million Dollar Arm’ Premiere, Talks Working In Soft Core Porn

May 7th, 2014 // Leave a Comment
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In the past you’ve probably heard once or twice that wearing dark clothing can make you appear thinner. Perhaps that’s why Jon Hamm decided to his dark brown Ermenegildo Zegna wool suit.

If dark clothes can make you look smaller, then why wouldn’t it be able to hide his famous appendage?

We know how much the Million Dollar Arm star hates talk of his penis. Lucky for us, the handsome actor has no fear of talking about his past.

Interviewed by Vanity Fair for their June 2014 issue, Hamm had the opportunity to address his now infamous Jordan Catalano hair that made an appearance in a 1996 dating show. Apparently he wasn’t living in the best conditions.

Referring to the experience as “soul crushing”, he admitted that he was ”actually at that time working as a set dresser for Cinemax soft-core-porn movies.”

At least now we get to admire the lovely VF cover of the stunning man.

Life has undoubtedly improved for the actor. Mad Men clearly holds a very special place in his heart. He’s already dreading saying farewell to Don Draper. He gushed, “This is the best job I’ve ever had and maybe ever will have in my life.” Mr. Hamm also referred to it as “relentlessly dark” and “sexually inappropriate.”

For more Jon Hamm, launch our gallery above and try to play my super fun game: Spot the bulge!

Interested in a behind-the-scenes look at the shoot with Vanity Fair that can be described as ruggedly handsome? Check out the video below!

By Erin Cosgrove
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