Maddox Jolie-Pitt Has a Much Cooler Life Than Me, But I Already Knew That

October 8th, 2007 // 17 Comments

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Zahara is already becoming an expert at cleverly conveying her opinion of us through subtle, yet effective means. Well-played, little one. Here she is, getting to enjoy a ride in the arms of her moms while the rest of the family readies their eldest, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, for a helicopter ride. Man, I’m not sure for which people should be more jealous–that he gets to fly around in a cool aircraft like that just for the fun of it–or that he can brag that Angelina Jolie wiped his rear end as a child. And yes, I totally just went there.

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More of the Jolie-Pitts after the jump.

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By Lisa Timmons
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  1. peachpie

    flipping off photographers at the tender age of 3!!! i’m certain it’s unintentional, but …. LMAO! excellent primo, mr. coleman sir!

  2. green cardigan

    Is Chicken Legs wearing shorts in one of those photos? Shiver.

  3. bliss

    How many trips do you make to FAO Schwartz before it becomes exceedingly run of the mill? You have to imagine that at some point the kids just want to make friends, ride Big Wheels and catch tadpoles. What about trick or treating…

    I don’t care how many helicopter rides these kids take I’m not jealous….

  4. green cardigan

    Bliss – you know, that’s very true. When I was six or so, the highlight of my year was being allowed out on Halloween night with my friends to go trick or treating (and knock a dolly). One year I was acting like a brat at Halloween and my Mam grounded me. No going out with the pals, I had to stay home and dunk for apples with my snotty nosed 3 year old brother. I was gutted.
    You could have offered me a trip to the moon and it’d have made no difference. I just wanted to be with my friends, dressed up and out in the dark.
    Those Jolie Pitt kids are bound to feel left out. You can’t buy some things.

  5. amle

    I guess I am one of the few not impressed by the preying mathis.

  6. someone

    Maybe skankalina will buy maddox a seat on the space shuttle in 10 years….its all about what she wants, not what the kids want..can’t stand the media ho!

  7. meme

    Their overly excessive lifestyle is getting obnoxious. Aren’t there starving people that need to be fed, Skankalina? Brad, don’t you need to build some houses in NOLA? Attending a Clinton carnival is not a humanitarian effort. Don’t those kids have ANY friends?

  8. blady02

    Is Z really shooting the finger at the photographers, if she is it has started, out of control little brat, boy they better have plenty of money because these kids are going to rock and roll across the world with their rage and grief from being raised by a adulterous has been and a mentally unstable actress. Does anyone else see the Mommy dearest syndrome here?

  9. tiggerloops

    whoa 3 year old flippin off the photogs.
    i wonder who taught her that.

  10. S_M_G

    Brad is a has been? LMAO. Where do you live?

  11. Hating much?

    Zahara is doing exactly what I would do if I were in her position. These people need to leave them alone. It’s amazing how things have changed. Suri is stalked but Tom and Nicole’s older kids probably have somewhat normal lives still…except for the scientology crap. Demi and Bruce’s kids probably had it pretty normal. Now, even has-beens are followed with their kids in tow.

  12. KAT

    MORONS! ZAHARA IS SUCKING HER THUMB AND HER FINGER JUST HAPPENED TO LAND IN THAT PARTICULAR POSITION!!!

  13. Ugh

    Skankalina doesn’t want to be left alone or they could be. Celebs live normal lives unless they’re letting the papz know every move they make, and she obviously is. And Brad’s just a loser little wimp of a wannabe man that never will be. Did I mention this kid is not cute? She’s so far from cute.

  14. Ugh

    Skankalina doesn’t want to be left alone or they could be. Celebs live normal lives unless they’re letting the papz know every move they make, and she obviously is. And Brad’s just a loser little wimp of a wannabe man that never will be. Did I mention this kid is not cute? She’s so far from cute.

  15. Jennifer

    Nope. I’ve taken a very close look at that picture and it appears indeed that Zahara is flipping off the photographers. This would be inline with some of the other expressions towards photographers I have noticed from her in other pictures. And KAT, please stop yelling and name-calling.

  16. Jennifer

    S_M_G: both Brad and Angelina are hasbeens. Neither has had a hit in years. The only reason Mr. & Mrs. Smith made any money is because everybody watched it to try to figure out if they were cheating on Jennifer (which we now know they were). They made their fortunes being hot, young things, not on being good actors. Now they are old and nasty looking (not to mention Brad being pussy-whipped, which is NOT sexy in a man). Sorry to trouble you with the facts, S_M_G.

  17. Claire

    You people posting all the ugly comments really are very envious nasty nobodys you all are the ones without a life and great human beings that judge people that you don’t even know, but I bet if you had the opportunity to meet Brad or Angelina you bunch of lossers will lick their a– usually the people that hate others is because they want attention for their sad useless life.

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