Joke’s On Us, Heidi And Spencer Never Married

December 23rd, 2008 // 3 Comments


Heidi and Spencer, you crafty weasels you!

The fake couple with the fake boobs on that fake show who had the fake marriage, never made it legal! Dang! UsWeekly, bless their old-fashioned romantic hearts, shelled out for those eye watering snap shots of that idyllic Mexican union and everything!


On the edge-of-your-seat (heh) Hills season finale last night, the two played chicken at the court house— —seeing who would bitch out first and surprise! It was Spencer that just didn’t want to make an honest woman out of himself in the end.

While at the court house, Spencer put on the brakes saying, “I feel like we’re doing something sneaky and shady.”
While that’s never stopped him in the past, the two called it a day and are planning for a big, splashy traditional wedding with cake and bridesmaids. Goody!

Tabloids, better start saving up.

Here’s a gallery of Heidi and Spencer at the Hills season finale last night!



Heidi and Spencer, you crafty weasels you!

The fake couple with the fake boobs on that fake show who had the fake marriage, never made it legal! Dang! UsWeekly, bless their old-fashioned romantic hearts, shelled out for those eye watering snap shots of that idyllic Mexican union and everything!


On the edge-of-your-seat (heh) Hills season finale last night, the two played chicken at the court house—seeing who would bitch out first—and surprise! It was Spencer that just didn’t want to make an honest woman out of himself in the end.

While at the court house, Spencer put on the brakes saying, “I feel like we’re doing something sneaky and shady.”
While that’s never stopped him in the past, the two called it a day and are planning for a big, splashy traditional wedding with cake and bridesmaids. Goody!

Tabloids, better start saving up.

Here’s a gallery of Heidi and Spencer at the Hills season finale last night!
By Melissa Noble
  1. Anonymous

    master cliff hanger… not

  2. Rachel

    SMeyer must be on the writing staff

  3. khole

    one bullet dogged
    but now the big one.
    SOMEONE GET THEM FIXED
    before the procreation begins.

    o dear god if they have children……
    i don’t know what i’ll do.

    *uncontrollable sobbing*

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