Johnny Trav doesn’t understand why “Hairspray” is under fire from gay bitches. A few gay critics are squawking because he’s a Scientologist and Scientology isn’t kind to the mo’s. But he’s gay! I’ve seen pics! In an ordinary world, that would solve the problem and defuse the situation. Not this one.
However, Travolta has hit back at critics of his faith and insists he is not even playing a gay icon.
He tells The Scoop, “There is nothing gay in this movie. I’m not playing a gay man.
“Scientology is not homophobic in any way. In fact it’s one of the more tolerant faiths. Anyone’s accepted.”
Ok, I’ve seen the musical of “Hairspray” and kid, it’s gay. It’s real gay. It’s glitter in my ass, dancing on platforms, wigs afire gay. Substitute Tracey Turnblad being a fat teenage girl with a gay teenage boy and there’s your whole damn story. There’s a man playing her mother to full drag effect! And Johnny Trav is that man! He is so twisted. No wonder why his damn kid is banging his head into the television and Johnny is basically stepping over him to go out and pull a trick at the YMCA sauna.