John Mayer’s Got Dumped

Uh oh. Here’s John Mayer looking sad at the LAX Airport. And it might be because the rumor is now that Jennifer Aniston dumped his ass (instead of the other way around) after finding out he’d cheated on her with three other chicks. According to the Chicago-Sun Times, he boinked a cocktail waitress, a promoter’s assistant for his concert tour and a groupie. A groupie, you say?

Really? That doesn’t sound like my trustworthy John.

The only thing that bums me out about a heartbroken Mayer is that fact that he’ll probably write an album about it and I’ll be subjected to hearing his songs played on repeat in the CVS every time I have to go and buy some moisturizer and pick up my birth control. Like I need that.

Oh and that’s a great plan to keep from drawing attention from yourself by dressing like the Unabomber at the airport, John. Although to be fair, it probably killed him to have to cover up his gym body.

Have a nice trip, cheater!

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Uh oh. Here’s John Mayer looking sad at the LAX Airport. And it might be because the rumor is now that Jennifer Aniston dumped his ass (instead of the other way around) after finding out he’d cheated on her with three other chicks. According to the Chicago-Sun Times, he boinked a cocktail waitress, a promoter’s assistant for his concert tour and a groupie. A groupie, you say?Really? That doesn’t sound like my trustworthy John.The
only thing that bums me out about a heartbroken Mayer is that fact that
he’ll probably write an album about it and I’ll be subjected to hearing
his songs played on repeat in the CVS every time I have to go and buy
some moisturizer and pick up my birth control. Like I need that.Oh
and that’s a great plan to keep from drawing attention from yourself by
dressing like the Unabomber at the airport, John. Although to be fair,
it probably killed him to have to cover up his gym body. Have a nice trip, cheater!