John Mayer’s Angelina Jolie Blowjob Joke

A Rolling Stone interview with a precocious John Mayer back in 2006 had him telling the interviewer a joke he’d thought up about his future girlfriend’s ex-husband. At the time, Mayer was dating Jessica Simpson and said the following:

“Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina
Jolie
. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is
giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to
help you finish? You have nothing left–just Jesus on a polar bear in
the middle of the snow, saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got
nothing for you.'”

Ha! I love it. I bet when he tells it to Jennifer Aniston, she laughs so hard she doesn’t have to her ab workout routine for the day.

Gallery Info: John Mayer at Armani store opening in New York City.