John Mayer’s Angelina Jolie Blowjob Joke

February 20th, 2009 // 19 Comments

A Rolling Stone interview with a precocious John Mayer back in 2006 had him telling the interviewer a joke he’d thought up about his future girlfriend‘s ex-husband. At the time, Mayer was dating Jessica Simpson and said the following:

“Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina
Jolie
. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is
giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to
help you finish? You have nothing left–just Jesus on a polar bear in
the middle of the snow, saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got
nothing for you.’”

Ha! I love it. I bet when he tells it to Jennifer Aniston, she laughs so hard she doesn’t have to her ab workout routine for the day.

Gallery Info: John Mayer at Armani store opening in New York City.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. jen luver

    that was so funny!!!
    j mayer is so dang funny
    u gotta luv him
    angie sucks, no pun intended

  2. Helen

    John – you’re the best. Finally a guy calls AJ the witch she is.

  3. wickedorchid

    Um – Do straight guys need help COMING when they are getting head??? Most of the men who I have pleasured in this manner need to think about baseball to prolong the experience.

    Help me out here guys!

  4. JayR

    At least Brad is getting some. I bet Mayer little boy shrivel with maniston’s thin lips. What a scumbag both he and maniston.

  5. Char

    wickedorchid, I think John-boy just has issues and needs something to keep him going. Someone needs to tell him to see a doctor about that.

    He’s an absolute slimeball and a complete pig. He and Whine-aston deserve each other.

  6. missvolare

    Really, that joke makes no sense. Very strange times indeed.

  7. wikig

    that is no joke mayer trying to be funny he is not
    and yeah him and maniston are fugly john has issues he no man yet still a boy!!!!!!

  8. pea

    missvolare the joke means that his girlfriend is not his type so he has to think of Angelina jolie to make him come. while brad has angelina now who will he think of. get it.

  9. Joan

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
    Idiot, he is praising Angelina Jolie!! Like the woman that all the men think when they are receiving a bj… what a stupid thing you are.

  10. Eileen

    It just shows that he thinks of AJ as trashy to speak about this in public – very disrespectful but isn’t that the way most men feel about her? She is trash. She has been used and abused by alot of men.
    He was dating Jessica Simpson at the time so it has nothing to do with Jennifer Aniston.

  11. steve

    a joke!
    John Mayer’s licking ass is far better than AJ’s bj

  12. Maria

    Sounds like there two of them now. Two pathetic morons who are still mad that Brad chose Angie.
    I would suggest Aniston get a life already, but it seems she likes to be known as ‘that dumped martyr’.
    John used to be fun but what happened? Is it recent photo? He looks like he is on his way to sex reversal.

  13. shari hasler

    So much for seeing you at the Oscars
    on Sunday! ha ha! She will be walking it alone. It would be fun
    to have Angie and Brad come too and
    all of them have a group hug to show
    the world that the media does not need
    to make fun of them anymore.

  14. em

    This former fat kid is sooooo not funny. He irks me and he’s an asshole. I’d like to punch him in hid itty bitty balls.

  15. lc

    If I was JA I would not be happy. He is obviously stating that AJ is hot and gets him off. Not a good article to come up again at this time. Very very embarrasing for JA. Sorry.

  16. Ruth H

    Who sides with Angie? Who sides with Jen? Ever wonder why women pick the sides they do? To see what each woman’s fans have in common, check out http://www.InfidelityNewsandViews.com
    Find out what type of woman sides with Jennifer Aniston, and what type of woman sides with Angelina Jolie. Who do you side with? How do you compare?

  17. Ec

    John you and jennifer makes a great gouple jennifer rocks and angelina sucks.
    Your music rocks.

  18. Day

    You guys are so freaking stupid, it is obvious that he is saying angelina jolie is so damn attractive a guy can do nothing but relive himself..over and over again…duh! He wasnt putting her out..he was saying that she is like everyone’s fantasy…man

    maniston fans are stupid

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