John Mayer Was A Zero When He Was A Kid

Text message breakup jerk John Mayer was childhood friends with Olympic tennis player James Blake. They grew up in Fairfield, Conn. Apparently in high school, all they did was sit in Mom’s basement, playing video games and having j/o fests. Ok, Blake didn’t add that last part but you know there was some sort of “nah, we’re just buds helping each other out” thing going on. Didn’t everyone do that in high school with their friends? *crickets* Right.

“Just about every day he was at my house, and we’d play Nintendo games, like Joe Montana football, all the time,” Blake says.

“Absolutely not!” he said when asked if Mayer got a lot of ladies when he was young. “I don’t know what he likes
to tell about his high school experience, but mine was very different
from the way life is now.”

He probably tells ladies that he was the sensitive musician in high school. In reality, he was the sexually confused Sonic the Hedgehog player.

Click on any image in the gallery for more images of John Mayer in concert!


Text message breakup jerk John Mayer was childhood friends with Olympic tennis player James Blake.
They grew up in Fairfield, Conn. Apparently in high school, all they
did was sit in Mom’s basement, playing video games and having j/o
fests. Ok, Blake didn’t add that last part but you know there was some
sort of “nah, we’re just buds helping each other out” thing going on.
Didn’t everyone do that in high school with their friends? *crickets*
Right.”Just about every day he was at my house, and we’d play Nintendo games, like Joe Montana football, all the time,” Blake says.”Absolutely not!” he said when asked if Mayer got a lot of ladies when he was young. “I don’t know what he likes
to tell about his high school experience, but mine was very different
from the way life is now.”He probably tells ladies that he was the sensitive musician in high school. In reality, he was the sexually confused Sonic the Hedgehog player.Click on any image in the gallery for more images of John Mayer in concert!