Lie Detector Reveals Perez Hilton Made Out With John Mayer

April 4th, 2008 // 9 Comments

So, here’s video of the lie detector test that Perez Hilton took in an attempt to validate his claim that John Mayer “kissed [him] for five minutes” at Stereo New Year’s Eve of 2007 in New York. At the time, Jessica Simpson was dating Mayer and Perez alleges she witnessed the entire incident.

The test was administered by Nick Savastana, the polygraph examiner for The Moment of Truth, in the blogger’s walk-in closet of his apartment and revealed that Hilton was telling the truth when he claimed that he and John kissed that night, using tongue and that the singer initiated the kiss. Additionally, Perez said that Jessica was rubbing John’s crotch during their make-out session. Sweet. This image will be the one I use next time I need to go purge a meal.

Oh my God, this interviewer is hilarious. During his little intro that he gives on Hilton’s balcony, he can barely contain his glee that he’s going to be able to determine via a lie detector test whether or not John Mayer truly is a good kisser. Tee hee! He’s in a gay frenzy!

John, for his part, is claiming that Perez is simply looking to be a celebrity. In a recent XM radio interiew, Mayer talked about bloggers like Perez, saying, “…these people don’t really hate celebrities, they just want to be actually in there.” And if “in there” means in John’s mouth, he’s right. The lie detector test said so.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. peachpie


  2. jay

    Y’all do know that lie detectors really CAN’T tell, right? That they can and are fooled? That they aren’t allowed in courts because of that?

    Do I think Perez is lying? Sure. Do I think John Mayer would pull a prank like this? Sure. But with that disgusting vermin? Not likely. And I can’t stand the Mayer. But I have trouble believing even he would do that.

    Perez is a nobody and that’s what drives him…the fact that just because people know your name, your ghastly face, maybe even somewhat “fear” you (although why,??), you/he are still nothing.

    The truth…it burns.

  3. evil kim

    perez has built an empire, an whether you like him or not it is an admirable thing to accomplish. I am sure the peeps here on ASL want the same thing for themselves, and there is NOTHING wrong with that. VIVA LA $$


  5. petersburgva

    i believe Perez

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    I have to disagree with that last comment…doesn’t make sense

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