John Mayer Must Think He’s Robert De Niro Or Something

October 3rd, 2007 // 11 Comments

Aww, look. They match. If this were Katie and Peter, I’d be much, much kinder. John Mayer recently had an awkward celebrity moment at the Circuit City in Santa Monica. The singer had forgotten to bring a photo ID with him and was being carded as a result of the large credit card purchase he was attempting to make. So, in a classic move, Mr. Mayer reportedly then pulled the whole, “Do you know who I am?” move with the clerk. I have to say, that is the only time I’ve ever thought to myself, “Damn, I wish I worked at Circuit City.” If only to be able to say to him, “Yes, yes I know exactly who you are. That’s why I’m being so difficult. And no, my body is NOT a wonderland. It’s a fortress, with a moat, surrounded by cranky dragons. Good day to you sir.” And he might reply by saying, “You know, I’ve sung other songs. You really could be more original with your jokes about me–” And at that point, it would probably escalate to violence. I don’t respond well to constructive criticism.

(Flynet)

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Chaz

    Minka Kelly is a huge upgrade from Jessica Simpson. Just going on looks here, since I know nothing about her and way too much about Jessica.

  2. germangirl

    wahahahahahahahahah Lisa,
    you just nailed it here
    lmao

  3. Sarah

    Is is just me, or is he with a different chick like every week?

  4. “Yes, yes I know exactly who you are. That’s why I’m being so difficult. And no, my body is NOT a wonderland. It’s a fortress, with a moat, surrounded by cranky dragons. Good day to you sir.”

    Oh, My, GAWD!!!! You are one funny chickie!!!! I just spit diet coke on my desk!!!

  5. Aeol

    Not to be a spoilsport, but another site is reporting John laughed off the ID issue and in fact did not pull the old…you know. Actually, I don’t care one way or the other and I think he’s a tool.

  6. Heidi

    I love Lisa Timmons’ thought process here. She always cracks me up.

  7. lydia

    Lisa, this is seriously one of the funniest posts i’ve ever read! love it love it love it!!

  8. Clementines

    You gotta cut John some slack.. he is still in shocked recovery from escaping the bimbo-freak Jessica affair with only the clothes on his back and a major will to live free of celebtard lunacy. He needs a lot of pampered, you are still a ‘respectable self-supporting human that deserves to exist’ time and good normal memories among other humans to wash out the horrendous tainted nightmares, that disrupt into his genius artist consciousness and performance!

  9. Brilliant…just brilliant. He must never be allowed to live down his Jennifer Love Hewitt moment. EVER.

  10. Anonymous IT Monkey

    He should have walked over to the music department and thrown a couple of his CDs on the counter.

  11. Regine

    You’re awesome. You’re so funny. Keep it up!!! Love your Blog

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