John Mayer More Interested In Twitter Than Jennifer Aniston

He tries to get out and his keyboard just keep pulling him back in.
John Mayer just cannot keep his fingers shut. We all know about his blogging compulsion, and unfortunately we were forced to read his 15-year-old tweets about things that shall go unmentioned in this classy post. (And some cheez whiz-fest about a heart and instructions)

The Sun reported today Jennifer Aniston gave John Mayer his walking papers because (ready?) he was using Twitter too often. Jennifer was starting to question John’s devotion when he was constantly “super busy with work, babe” but somehow managed to find the time to obsessively update his Twitter.

“Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time
for her and yet his page was filled with updates! Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. She was like, ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a
text, an email, make a call? He didn’t deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she ended things, he
just said OK, and he was sorry it didn’t work out.”

Ah, man, He’s one of those. Nothing worse than a passive aggressive dumper. Always the good guy in the end, eh John?

Gallery Info: John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston in better times