John Mayer More Interested In Twitter Than Jennifer Aniston

March 24th, 2009 // 8 Comments

He tries to get out and his keyboard just keep pulling him back in.
John Mayer just cannot keep his fingers shut. We all know about his blogging compulsion, and unfortunately we were forced to read his 15-year-old tweets about things that shall go unmentioned in this classy post. (And some cheez whiz-fest about a heart and instructions)

The Sun reported today Jennifer Aniston gave John Mayer his walking papers because (ready?) he was using Twitter too often. Jennifer was starting to question John’s devotion when he was constantly “super busy with work, babe” but somehow managed to find the time to obsessively update his Twitter.

“Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time
for her and yet his page was filled with updates! Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. She was like, ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a
text, an email, make a call? He didn’t deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she ended things, he
just said OK, and he was sorry it didn’t work out.”

Ah, man, He’s one of those. Nothing worse than a passive aggressive dumper. Always the good guy in the end, eh John?

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  1. LT

    Wow…what a ‘Twit’. He really is an obssesive fame whore, I’m glad she dumped him!

  2. Mia

    Jens better off without this tool anyway. Love his tunes but he has always seemed a tad off somehow. Perhaps it was that odd incident when he was pretending to make-out with one of his male friends in his car that put me off.
    Plain and simple….straight men just don’t do that kind of shit to be funny.
    But Creepy ones do.

  3. Fiona

    Is she a moron or what?The guy D-U-M-P-E-D (capital letters!) her, stoped contacting at all, and she still wants a ” confirmation ” by text that she was dumped?
    How psychopathic can this b*… be,before being locked in a nuts house?Good Lord!!!

  4. Lola

    What a stupid woman. Get lost PLEASE.STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE FIFTEEN. you are forty and ugly. None of the movie stars her age , talk about their relationships like she does. EVERY SINGLE DAY,,IT’S PATHETIC . This woman has no shame. She has no clue why everybody walks away from her. Maybe she need to go back to the real JENNIFER. BLACK HAIR. BLACK EYES, LONG NOSE, THINNER LIPS,the real jennifer.Somebody needs to enlighten this woman.

  5. Whatever Jen!

    If this IS true then she’s just shown herself to be the self-involved woman she’s shown herself to be. You dump a man cause he spends time on the computer and not with you?? Dependant much? Just admit that you got back together with him so that he could take you to the Oscars so you wouldn’t look pathetically sad date-less when you met up with Brad and his woman. And please, lets get over this. Please, for the love that is all good, lets get over the Poor Jen crap and talk about something interesting.

  6. Nicky

    You’re all lacking brain cells if you think this story is true. It’s so pathetic that people have to make up crap about other people. Why can’t we just leave Jen and her relationship woes alone. Lola, I think you have selective memory. Don’t you remember when Angelina was married to Billy Bob? All she talked about was their relationship and most of the time she told too much information. Angelina and Brad also talk about their relationship a lot and their children etc. And does anyone remember how Tom Cruise talks non stop about how he loves Katie Holmes? There are plenty of people who talk about their relationships. From memory Jen never talked about her and Brad’s relationship until he cheated on her with another women so I think that gives her every right to say what she wants. I’m glad Jen dumped John though because he seemed like such a douche. I hope she finds someone else because, no matter who they are, everyone deserves to be loved.

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