John Mayer Is Just Not That Into You, Jennifer Aniston

February 3rd, 2009 // 10 Comments

Oh, oh — excuse us — John Mayer is just too busy for you, Jennifer Aniston.

As Jennifer runs around promoting that “He’s Just Not That Into You” movie, her cardboard-cutout-red-carpet-man-on-hire, John Mayer, is conveniently “crazy busy at work, babe.”

We love when art imitates life.

Friends of John told The New York Daily News that he plans on taking time out in 2009 to focus on himself. HA! Yes. Try something new, John. You barely noticed yourself in 2008 and 2007 and 2006…

“John’s goal is to keep a low profile this year, and Jen is about as far
off from low-profile as you can get,” said a source. “He just wants
to keep out of the spotlight and finally concentrate on his music.”

He’s also working on some variety show that will probably be canceled mid-season, but hey, a frustrated comedian can dream, right?

As for Jennifer, she’s just living out an adolescent affair all her friends are thoroughly sick of by now.

He keeps her in limbo,” the snitch reports. “She and John see each
other and sleep with each other, but are they getting ready to walk
down the aisle? No. Jennifer knows that. But at the same time, no girl
wants to spend every night alone. She needs to accept the title of her
new movie to be the title of her life.”

Oh, snap! Why have us, when your good friends will say the exact same things?

View a gallery of Jennifer Aniston at the He’s Just Not That Into You premiere in Los Angeles!


Oh, oh — excuse us — John Mayer is just too busy for you, Jennifer Aniston.

As Jennifer runs around promoting that “He’s Just Not That Into You” movie, her cardboard-cutout-red-carpet-man-on-hire, John Mayer, is conveniently “crazy busy at work, babe.”

We love it when art imitates life.

Friends of John told The New York Daily News that he plans on taking time out in 2009 to focus on himself. HA! Yes. Try something new, John. You barely noticed yourself in 2008 and 2007 and 2006…

“John’s goal is to keep a low profile this year, and Jen is about as far
off from low-profile as you can get,” said a source. “He just wants
to keep out of the spotlight and finally concentrate on his music.”

He’s also working on some variety show that will probably be canceled mid-season, but hey, a frustrated comedian can dream, right?

As for Jennifer, she’s just living out an adolescent affair all her friends are thoroughly sick of by now.

He keeps her in limbo,” the snitch reports. “She and John see each
other and sleep with each other, but are they getting ready to walk
down the aisle? No. Jennifer knows that. But at the same time, no girl
wants to spend every night alone. She needs to accept the title of her
new movie to be the title of her life.”

Oh, snap! Why have us, when your good friends will say the exact same things?

View a gallery of Jennifer Aniston at the He’s Just Not That Into You premiere in Los Angeles!

By Melissa Noble
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  1. T-Bone

    Jennifer seems like a really nice person who would like genuine love in her life. How does that make her fodder for ridicule? She’s like everyone else in the world. The only problem I see is the men she’s choosing. She should be looking for someone more stable, more authentic, and less fame-hungry.

  2. me

    Maybe after her divorce she decided to HAVE FUN- ie. have sex with younger men who are rumored to be well-endowed. I don’t see the problem. Why should she run out and get married again immediately. Just because her ex basically did? Good for her-go play the field a bit. Maybe John’s just a f-buddy, we don’t know. I doubt she would shout that from the rooftops if he was.

  3. tony the tiger

    Jennifer looks awful in that picture! She always seemed so timeless to me until I saw this picture.

    She is in the typical catch 22 where she isn’t willing to make the sacrifices necessary to settle down in a long term relationship but at the same time is miserable she isn’t in one.

    If she was serious about finding a long term relationship she’d drop the man whore (publicity whore) and date an every day guy LIKE ME

  4. green cardigan

    John Mayer wants to ‘focus on himself’. Good God. He must be an incredible bore. Run Jen Run. By the way, this ‘friend’ sounds like a dipshit.

    And I second T-Bone’s comment. I can’t understand why JA is permanently at the butt end of all the mean jokes. Guy Ritchie, for example, is currently in a similar situation to her. He has found himself single again at 40. But he isn’t subject to the same ridicule and never will be.
    It’s so mean spirited. JA is inoffensive, seems nice, always pleasant in interviews, pretty.. the list goes on. She was everyone’s darling when she was married to BP. Now, whatever she does, or whoever she dates, she’s a loser.

    People need to open there minds a bit to the fact that it is possible to lead a full and happy life without all the conventional trappings.

  5. ragmaglover

    you go, Tony the Tiger, give Jen a ring (on the tele..) and set her straight! I love how you said you think she looks awful in the pick but you still want her. You are COOL! I believe I’ve seen you pine for her before, get that airplane ticket to LA and rock her world TTT!!!

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