John Mayer Hates Jennifer Aniston’s Dogs

December 22nd, 2008 // 4 Comments

John Mayer: “extraordinary musician,” obnoxious blogger, dog-hater.
John allegedly hates Jennifer Aniston‘s dogs. Shouldn’t that be cause for dismissal? Time to release the cub from the cougar den. Tell your agent to start fielding applicants–time is ripe for a replacement.

John pouted, crossed his primadonna arms and refuses to spend time with Jennifer’s beloved dogs, Norman and Dolly. John supposedly hated Jessica Simpson‘s dog Daisy, too. Jeez. The pooches are back in L.A. while Jennifer runs around New York City promoting that dog movie with John. All this talk of dogs probably has John breaking out in hives and speed dialing his therapist.

RED FLAG! GET OUT JEN!

View a photo gallery of John and Jennifer here!


John Mayer: “extraordinary musician,” obnoxious blogger, dog-hater.
John Mayer allegedly hates Jennifer Aniston‘s dogs. Shouldn’t that be cause for dismissal? Time to release the cub from the cougar den. Tell your agent to start fielding applicants—time is ripe for a replacement.

John pouted, crossed his primadonna arms and refuses to spend time with Jennifer’s beloved dogs, Norman and Dolly. John supposedly hated Jessica Simpson‘s dog Daisy, too. Jeez. The pooches are back in L.A. while Jennifer runs around New York City promoting that dog movie with John. All this talk of dogs probably has John breaking out in hives and speed dialing his therapist.

RED FLAG! GET OUT JEN!

View a photo gallery of John and Jennifer here!


By Melissa Noble
  1. T-Bone

    If true, yep…red flag. My boyfriend gets a little annoyed with one of my dogs; however, I’ve also seen them sleeping right next to one another as well. So it’s all good. I’d dump someone if they weren’t nice to my dogs.

  2. katie

    my ex hated my dog, and all animals. and he was an evil doucebag. if a guy doesn’t like animals/ espeically dogs, its time to dump him.

  3. Killershoes

    He’s probably a cat person.. if so; then he has all my vote.

  4. joe

    Well this story is bullshit. On his new DVD he has a little dog sat on his lap whilst he’s driving his car. He cant hate them that much or surely he would of thrown it out the window…?

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