John Mayer Has Turned On His Beloved Twitter

John Mayer is such a fickle lover. One minute he’s dumping all the others and wants to make sweet love once an hour, every hour (we hear), and the next he’s calling you “silly and dumb.”

Poor Twitter. Twitter and Jennifer Aniston should cry together over a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

John told E!’s Marc Malkin last night at the One Splendid Evening Benefit for the VH1 Save the Music Foundation that he thinks the social networking site is “silly and dumb.”

“If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual
enlightenment, well…It’s one step away from sending pictures of your
poop,” he said.

Hold up. Who said anything about “spiritual enlightenment?” And as far as the poop is concerned — please don’t give Ashton Kutcher any ideas. Thanks.

“I’ve always communicated at a high level as best I can whether it’s
Twitter, Napster or message boards or wherever,” Mayer said. “I don’t
have a devotion to Twitter. I didn’t sell out to Twitter. You do
Twitter until everybody gets off of Twitter and it’s something else you
go and try out.”

Hear that Twitter? He never loved you. You’re no better than the ones he’s had and will have. You are all disposable to John. He’s a social network-izer.

Gallery Info: John Mayer, Jordin Sparks and Erin McCarley at One Splendid Evening, Sponsored By Carnival Cruise Lines And Benefiting VH1 Save The Music