John Mayer Doesn’t Know That You Can’t Text Message Breakup

Someone call Kelly, there’s a batch (that’s the correct spelling) who doesn’t know you can’t text message breakup! Deck! (correct spelling) John Mayer reportedly dumped beige wall Jennifer Aniston via text message. I get that she’s about as exciting as watching your great-grandmother eat broccoli casserole at the Christmas party but that’s just evil.

“She is so intent on getting married and
having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone
conversation, he just said, ‘I can’t take it anymore,’ and hung up.
Then he texted, “That’s it–the end,” a source says.

Here’s the bastard at Nobu two days after he reportedly bitch-slapped Aniston via text. She needs to get Courteney Cox and roll up on his ass for that one. Find the Jolie inside, Jenn!

Check out all the photos of John Mayer in the gallery.


Someone call Kelly, there’s a batch (that’s the correct spelling) who doesn’t know you can’t text message breakup! Deck! (correct spelling) John Mayer reportedly dumped beige wall Jennifer Aniston
via text message. I get that she’s about as exciting as watching your
great-grandmother eat broccoli casserole at the Christmas party but
that’s just evil. “She is so intent on getting married and
having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone
conversation, he just said, ‘I can’t take it anymore,’ and hung up.
Then he texted, “That’s it–the end,” a source says.Here’s the bastard at Nobu two days after he reportedly bitch-slapped Aniston via text. She needs to get Courteney Cox and roll up on his ass for that one. Find the Jolie inside, Jenn!
Check out all the photos of John Mayer in the gallery.