John Mayer Dives Into His Relationship Feet First

June 18th, 2008 // 5 Comments

I can’t begrudge Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer their relationship (as much as I seem do just that) because dammit, everyone deserves a little happiness. But I will be curious to see how well things go once they’ve both moved out of this vacation stage of their relationship (if they even plan to) and into the hum-drum of daily life. Well, as hum-drum as being multi-millionaire entertainers can be.

In any case, these two obviously love to get their hard bodies wet and are enjoying the hell out of each other. Here they are doing just that in Mexico. This might not be some “until we get old and grey” business, but at least Jenn’s getting to enjoy John’s reputed Wonderpenis for at least a little bit longer. I bet his talking gets old fast, though.

Also, if this scene happens to look familiar, it’s because you’re probably remembering these pictures of Jennifer and Orlando Bloom back when they were getting cozy at the very same place, Joe Francis’ estate. Not that it’s all that far-fetched, but is Joe running a Jennifer Aniston stud ranch now?

Click any of the photos to view the gallery of 24 photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer enjoying a romantic getaway in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.


I can’t begrudge Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer their relationship
(as much as I seem do just that) because dammit, everyone deserves a
little happiness. But I will be curious to see how well things go once
they’ve both moved out of this vacation stage of their relationship (if
they even plan to) and into the hum-drum of daily life. Well, as
hum-drum as being multi-millionaire entertainers can be.In any case, these two obviously love to get their hard bodies wet and are enjoying the hell out of each other. Here they are doing just that in Mexico. This might not be some “until we get old and grey” business, but at least Jenn’s getting to enjoy John’s reputed Wonderpenis for at least a little bit longer. I bet his talking gets old fast, though.

Also, if this scene happens to look familiar, it’s because you’re
probably remembering these pictures of Jennifer and Orlando Bloom back when they were getting cozy
at the very same place, Joe Francis’ estate. Not that it’s all that
far-fetched, but is Joe running a Jennifer Aniston stud ranch now?

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. OC Trophy Wife

    Joe Francis probably has that place wired with hidden cameras!

  2. I sencond that!

    Yes, I thought the same thing. I wouldn’t have sex in one of his apartments if I was a celebrity!

  3. drew

    This guy is startlingly handsome~`LOL. I saw his personal ad with many photos at a super model site named Richromances.com. He looks great over there

  4. Dandy's girl

    Is that Astroturf around his pool? God is that tacky and appropriate. A good landing place for all the Astroglide that place sees I suppose. Less likely to kill real grass and its probably less slippery. Sick.

  5. suzanne

    Who’s that on the lounger? It’s not him! No tattoos on the left arm…

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