The allegedly hugely hung John Mayer, who has recently been spending the majority of his time with bitter actress Jennifer Aniston, is seen here boogie boarding in Hawaii. He enjoyed the surf at the beach outside of his hotel, and took some time to show off his douche tats. How come he didn’t invite Aniston? Why wasn’t she allowed to come? What – she isn’t good enough? So you had to listen to stories about how Brad and Angie destroyed her life! You have to make sacrifices to be with a woman of such caliber! Fine, go to Hawaii! See if she cares!
More photos of a shirtless John Mayer after the jump.