John Mayer’s Body Is A Tattoo…Land

Le sigh. That’s my reaction to my terrible title and my inability/refusal to come up with something more clever. It appears that the foppish singer has done gone and got himself a tattoo–a full sleeve, to be specific. He was spotted by photographers leaving Katsuya in a black, long-sleeved hoodie. Aww, he and David Beckham are twinsies now! They’re like two tough peas in a pod.

It’s a shame he’s not dating Kat von D at the moment. I have a feeling she’d probably have done it it for a shot of tequila and romp together in a bath tub. Her rates are on a sliding scale.