Not Quite

October 1st, 2007 // 2 Comments

Here’s John Mayer with his new chick, “Friday Night Lights” actress Mink Stole or Minka Kelly or something. Ok, they look like your average couple. Still, rumor has it he likes the D and originally mistook Jessica Simpson for a drag queen and then all hell broke loose when he realized there wasn’t a D hiding in the cellar. I know the boobs looked false and he figured that much makeup is covering some serious hatchet scruff but no dice, Johnny. This Mink chick better get on the stick and realize she’s one step away from the ultimate beard – a female Asian exchange student. And don’t go cutting me up, the last time I wrote that I got e-mails thanking me from Asian chicks who wondered why some of the guys they had dated in the past kept it over the clothes and always wanted to go to Restoration Hardware.


Check out more photos of John Mayer and Minka Kelly holding hands after the jump.


By J. Harvey

  1. Cheesy

    J Harvey: You are still convinced that John Mayer likes men? I’m not so sure, but I’ll go with you on this one. You are usually right…..
    “He likes the D!” That was funny!

  2. sandy

    LOL! OMG! You are so damned funny!!

    Jessica had implants after she lost all that weight (and her old boobs.)

    Where do you come up with this stuff? You are hysterical!

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