John Edwards Defends Barack Obama, Calls Out Ann Coulter

Professional wind-bag Ann Coulter recently spoke with Fox Right Wing Propaganda Hour News about a poll in which it was stated that presidential hopeful, Barack Obama, was favored to win over top Republican contenders. Coulter claimed that the poll results were not only false, but that they could somehow aid al Qaeda. But rest assured, it’s not because she distrusts black people, as is evidenced by this picture, with whom I sure she believes is, in fact, Barack Obama. To these comments, John Edwards responded by saying:

“Just when we thought Ann Coulter couldn’t take the politics of personal destruction any lower, she proved us wrong,” Edwards said. “Her outrageous comments are inexcusable and should not be tolerated in the public dialogue.”

I kind of was hoping for a “Yo Mama” cut-down in there somewhere, but I guess I’ll have to take what I can get.

Dear God, it’s me Lisa. If you do exist and are just, you will answer my prayer that all of Ann Coulter’s children will be gay, single-mothers who hate guns and believe that nylons are for old ladies and chicks who work at Hooters chain restaurants. That is all.