John Edwards Admits He Effed Around

August 8th, 2008 // 16 Comments

Married former presidential candidate John Edwards is admitting he hoed around with filmmaker Rielle Hunter. Edwards lied about this when he was still in the running to be the Democratic presidential candidate.

The former senator says that he didn’t love this chick, and that he’s not the father of her baby girl, who was born in February of this year.

Look, I seriously don’t give a shit who a politician bangs as long as
its consensual and of the age of consent. If you cheated on your wife,
that’s between you and the missus. I’m more concerned with your ass
serving the public in office. And when you lie about shit, it makes
people think that you’re going to lie about everything else.

If you know you’re a public figure, and you know you’re looking to be
president someday – wouldn’t you have the goddamn sense to keep your
dick under control? God, I hate politics.


Married former presidential candidate John Edwards is admitting he hoed around with filmmaker Rielle Hunter. Edwards lied about this when he was still in the running to be the Democratic presidential candidate.

The former senator says that he didn’t love this chick, and that he’s not the father of her baby girl, who was born in February of this year.

Look, I seriously don’t give a shit who a politician bangs as long as
its consensual and of the age of consent. If you cheated on your wife,
that’s between you and the missus. I’m more concerned with your ass
serving the public in office. And when you lie about shit, it makes
people think that you’re going to lie about everything else.

If you know you’re a public figure, and you know you’re looking to be
president someday – wouldn’t you have the goddamn sense to keep your
dick under control? God, I hate politics.

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. Annette

    Thank you for pointing out the obvious! I, too, don’t care who the man sleeps with just don’t be a damn liar and expect people to trust you with their future!.

    Love the blogs as usual!

  2. Why_Do_I_Care?

    OH MY GOD! A cheating politician!? How shocking.

  3. rufus

    Can’t he be forgiven like Miley Cyrus? at least he doesn’t have pix that can be “leaked”

  4. Snow Pie

    Being 99% sure that he would have an affair, I was wrong. He had it before he ran, not while he was running. That makes a huge difference. ABC and Katie Tool Couric reamed him saying something to the effect that “in these times” (which means times while our leaders are Royally reaming us in every way and terrorizing us and have turned into fascists) Americans want to know a president will be doing his job.

    Hmmm. Obama seems to promise that he’ll start a Muslim vs Western Nation war and he’ll side with Muslims. He’s an Israeli tool so he’ll do whatever the Israel lobby and Bilderberg fascists want.

    The question is “doing the job for whom exactly?” Katie serves the fascists. The fascist’s mouthpiece is located at Rockerfeller Center, home to AP which acts like the voice of God, Yahwey and Allah – the invisible man. They often don’t tell you who has written the propaganda piece that they are trying to get you to Believe in. They ask that you pray during these hard times, pray for salvation and change while they rob us of life, liberty, property and wealth.

    John clearly stated that he’s not on their team, he’s on our team. He’d do the job we need him to do and except for Ron Paul and Richardson no one else seems to get it because the others work for the fascists.

    That being said, I’m sure I’m not alone in thinking “If she divorces that will give me the opportunity to be with him.” But while he’s married a decent woman tells herself, “No, no, no, no, no. Do not tempt this married man who can greatly help this nation and is on the side of the working class people.” Then you resign yourself to just daydreaming about what if.

    It’s not even that people perceived him as having too much and decided to block him from getting more in life. It’s that those who are robbing and killing us with wild abandon want him blocked from helping us stop the fascist Bilderbergs (who take orders from Kissinger and the Rothchilds) from robbing us.

    The snake resides at Rockerfeller Center. The voice of the invisible men (aka god) broadcasts from there to news outlets around the world. AP is where most news outlets get their stories from. The pro-war propaganda, the fascist’s voice comes from there. On the doorsteps of Rockerfeller Plaza is the place to be if you want to give the Snake of the world a piece of your mind. Speak to the snake. He feels brazen enough to tell us how the world works and to tell our representatives how the world works.

  5. Cheesy

    Wow, Snow Pie. You just wrote the “Fascist” Manifesto, just like the Unibomber. What a rant!

    John Edwards’ affair only came to light when it was time for the democratic candidate to choose a vice president. No one cares if someone has cheated on their spouse, as long as they don’t lie about it when confronted. It’s hard to trust anything else this person may commit to doing.

  6. Champagne

    Whoeee — looks like Snow Pie is on another manic swing. Everybody stand back and watch Snow Pie implode…

  7. T-bone

    First he hurts his sick wife by cheating on her, then he has the balls to say he “didn’t love” the other woman. Ok, so you put your wife, family and marriage on the line for someone you didn’t even love???? That’s gotta be even more insulting to his poor wife (not to mention totally demeaning and insulting towards the woman with whom HE CHOSE to have an affair). And what’s worse is he’ll probably get away with all of it. His wife will take him back, his family will totally forgive him, and the woman with whom HE CHOSE to have an affair will be shunned by society and treated like a whore. How typical!

  8. just as expected

    as i live in nc, first let me say i have met very few people who actually like him.
    most times, i could really care less about the sexcapades of our politicians. What i do care about is his terminally-ill wife. what a scumbag!
    Funny side note…..my mom has always said he reminded her too much of her first husband (who was sleeping around the entire time)

  9. 2seahorses

    I’d hit it.

  10. e

    Best.Commentary.Yet.
    Thanks J.

  11. e

    Best.Commentary.Yet.
    Thanks J.

  12. Rocky

    Politicians are not the only ones who cheat on their spouse and lie about it. The BIG difference is those in the public spotlight often get caught like a deer in the headlights. My issue with Sen. Edwards’ so-called confession is as Tina Turner once proclaimed: “Whats love got to do with it?” It’s amazing how men are often quick to state a lack of love to diminish the relavency of an affair whereas women are quick to proclaim the opposite, especialy when a baby is involved. I guess in their mind, stating otherwise implies she’s a loose woman or gold-digger. Both men and women caught in a affair would be wise to listen to the words of Ms. Tina.

  13. Rocky

    Politicians are not the only ones who cheat on their spouse and lie about it. The BIG difference is those in the public spotlight often get caught like a deer in the headlights. My issue with Sen. Edwards’ so-called confession is as Tina Turner once proclaimed: “Whats love got to do with it?” It’s amazing how men are often quick to state a lack of love to diminish the relavency of an affair whereas women are quick to proclaim the opposite, especialy when a baby is involved. I guess in their mind, stating otherwise implies she’s a loose woman or gold-digger. Both men and women invovled in affairs would be wuse to listen to and heed the advice of Ms. Tina.

  14. jenna

    Snow Pie:

    “Hmmm. Obama seems to promise that he’ll start a Muslim vs Western Nation war and he’ll side with Muslims. He’s an Israeli tool so he’ll do whatever the Israel lobby and Bilderberg fascists want.”

    Spot the contradiction there.

  15. ken

    He is hot! His photos were found on a Interracial date site interracial chatting . c o m last week. I am curious why he was there. Is he Interested in Interracial dating? Does he need some Interracial relationship?

  16. ILGR

    I totally agree with Annette. How are we suppose to trust anybody that will lie when he’s busted and has a dying devoted wife. It just makes me sick to picture his wife at home,(knowing she has terminal Cancer) and he’s out having sex with another woman. CREEP!!!

Leave A Comment