Yeah, We Know

September 18th, 2007 // 6 Comments

Hasn’t he been saying this for months? Joel Madden told Ryan Seacrest and his highlights that he plans on making an honest woman out of Nicole Richie. If you’ve been living in a home-schooled household for the past six months, then you might now know that Nicole is pregnant with his baby. Maybe these two should have been homeschooled. Maybe a dose of freaky religious isolationism or hippie paranoia about public schools might have led to less fornicating and driving down freeways the wrong way whilst jacked up on pills!

“Obviously, marriage is in our future,” Madden told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday. “I don’t know when or where or how, but right now our priority is our family and is the baby.”

The singer added: “That’s all we’ve been thinking about. We are in love and are really happy.”

That’s nice. His band sucks, though. He told Seacrest that they don’t know the sex and he’s already bought a stroller at Target. Obviously other people think his music sucks if he’s buying baby gear at Target and not at Le Petit Tresor. Damn, Tar-jhay? Really? Doesn’t she come from money? Cheap. I’m probably going to see them one day when I roll up to buy my case of Vitamin Water and my incredibly stylish Mossimo jeans! With the carpenter loop for my hammer!


More photos of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are after the jump.


By J. Harvey

  1. peachpie

    LMAO! next time i’m gettin’ my bargain fix down at Tar-jhay, i’m lookin’ for you Jhay Harvey!

  2. Hey Cupcake

    Yeah, they look THRILLED.
    Really, I am so tired of these two. Although it will be interesting to see how they try to produce a healthy baby from Nicole Richie. Perhaps they can use Tomcat’s broker?

  3. Me

    It’s comments like you make that have people to believe that all people are ignorant and classist.


    LOL! You are so f@#king funny. I’m not even being sarcastic…you made my day with the carpenter jeans….LOL!

  5. wow um, what?

    wtf? “It’s comments like you make that have people to believe that all people are ignorant and classist.”

    is classist a word? is it like elitist only stupidier?

    ps. someone has to have some FUCKING STANDARDS. Obviously you don’t. Of course we make fun of Nicole Richie who pretends like she’s not Lionel’s biological daughter but looks just like him. Of course we make fun of Joel Madden who ditched the more talented and cute Hilary Duff for this piece of trash. If you don’t laugh about it, then it makes no sense.

  6. Fivelsgirl

    You’re feeding into the celebrity hype…Target baby items are not good enough for the Richie/Madden baby? Why not? They are good enough for thousands of babies across the country. $3,000 strollers do not have that price tag because they are safer, just because they have a trendy name and jackass celebrities who are willing to pay for it. I say kudos to Madden for being more of a “regular” guy and buying perfectly acceptable baby items in the real world like the rest of us. Boo J.Harvey!!

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