Yeah, We Know

Hasn’t he been saying this for months? Joel Madden told Ryan Seacrest and his highlights that he plans on making an honest woman out of Nicole Richie. If you’ve been living in a home-schooled household for the past six months, then you might now know that Nicole is pregnant with his baby. Maybe these two should have been homeschooled. Maybe a dose of freaky religious isolationism or hippie paranoia about public schools might have led to less fornicating and driving down freeways the wrong way whilst jacked up on pills!

“Obviously, marriage is in our future,” Madden told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday. “I don’t know when or where or how, but right now our priority is our family and is the baby.”

The singer added: “That’s all we’ve been thinking about. We are in love and are really happy.”

That’s nice. His band sucks, though. He told Seacrest that they don’t know the sex and he’s already bought a stroller at Target. Obviously other people think his music sucks if he’s buying baby gear at Target and not at Le Petit Tresor. Damn, Tar-jhay? Really? Doesn’t she come from money? Cheap. I’m probably going to see them one day when I roll up to buy my case of Vitamin Water and my incredibly stylish Mossimo jeans! With the carpenter loop for my hammer!


More photos of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are after the jump.