Joe Francis Doesn’t Know When To Let Up

April 25th, 2007 // 9 Comments

Joe, no, really, stop. Joe Francis was charged with one count of misdemeanor sexual battery today in L.A . If you’ll recall, he’s currently doing a 35 day bid in Florida for being a creepy asshole. Ok, that wasn’t the exact charge but it might as well have been.

L.A. City Attorney spokesperson Frank Mateljan tells TMZ that Francis was at a birthday party in Los Angeles this past January when he allegedly touched an 18-year-old girl on the breast, buttocks and inner thigh. The woman allegedly repeatedly asked Francis to stop.

Francis will be arraigned May 22. If convicted, he faces a maximum six months in jail and a $2,000 fine.

When asked to comment, Francis said “mmmmmpphh, mmmmrgggghhhhh, mmmmmpphhhh” around the jail cell pillow he’s currently biting. His roommate Chelo ignored us, as he was busy thrusting into Joe and slapping dat ass and hollering “Das right, babee! Oooh, this is one busted-azz bitch!”

By J. Harvey

  1. indoorvoice

    This is by far the happiest day of my life.

  2. I feel bad for him and j your the same as him just not as sucessful you take advantage of others at least htose he does ask for it why wer ethey their in the first place ecspeciallyy in the jet and and the yacht once again its like what did you thik would happen at a place called girls gone wild why are you drinking. PLus its like driving 345 miles to go to a corner store in the city with an expensive car leaving the door open with keys in an yyelling ill be back in an hour no one call me under any cicumstances and claiming vicctim hood when its stlen

  3. Sarah

    I hope someone will be there with a video camera & then sell it for millions & then we can watch commercials for it on Comedy Central after 11pm over and over and over and over and over……

  4. Sarah


  5. “Joe Francis doesn’t know when to let up on waxing his eyebrows”.

  6. rootabega

    uhh…i repeat, Sasha- WHAT?????

  7. John

    Sasha – WTF?

  8. kelly

    “Ok, that wasn’t the exact charge but it might as well have been.”

    You are the sunshine of my life, J. :D

  9. Loob

    Don’t worry guys, Sasha isn’t having a stroke, she’s pretty much always unintelligible. :)

    “If you’ll recall, he’s currently doing a 35 day bid in Florida for being a creepy asshole.”

    AHAHAHAA! I SO wish that was the actual crime description, written on the court docket!

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