Joe Jonas Sex Tape Rumors Run Rampant

March 21st, 2013 // 1 Comment
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Sadly for us, Joe Jonas is denying that he ever made a sex tape. But a rep for the former Disney Channel heartthrob tells TMZ that this claim is a complete fabrication. “There is no truth or validity to the story. It is completely false,” says Jonas’ rep.

Now this is a celebrity sex tape that sounded like it would have actually been fun to watch. Unlike those by Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and yes, even Colin Farrell.

According to a report on the squeaky clean 23-year-old star of The Jonas Brothers fame shot the explicit footage with his 28-year-old model girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, which sees the pair “drinking, doing drugs, and engaging in sex using a number of sex toys and BDSM devices”. 

The tape, which according to the site will be released on April 3, is allegedly evidence that the once purity ring wearing singer has “strayed far from the fold, and now engages in a lifestyle filled with drugs, alcohol, and kinky sex.”

The sex tape was allegedly made earlier this month in a room at Park Tower, a hotel in Buenos Aries, Argentina when Blanda was traveling with the Jonas Brothers whilst the band toured South America.

Here are some of the more scandalous details for the alleged sex tape.

WARNING: Graphic language

Blind Gossip reports:

At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail.

They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!” Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to “lick my p**** juice off of it,” and he complies.

The couple is very vocal and there is a lot of overly dramatic screaming and moaning. The sex is explicit, and there are multiple close-up shots of Joe’s face, penis and testicles, as well as Blanda’s face, breasts, and vagina. In between sex acts, they consume shots of alcohol. The video looks as if it was shot over the course of several hours, and some scenes were shot multiple times, so we do not know which takes will appear in the final cut. Both Joe and Blanda start out sober but appear to be inebriated by the end of it.

Eggenschwiler has told friends that Jonas was merely a stepping stone for her, that she has no interest in staying with him once the tape is out, and that she hopes that the sex tape will launch her career “like Kim Kardashian.” Eggenschwiler will deny her involvement in the distribution of the tape, and will express embarrassment about its release in the hopes of avoiding a backlash from Jonas supporters.

What do you think? Is Joe a very naughty boy who actually deserved those paddles, or it this one big whole pack of lies? Sound off in the comments below.

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By Michael Prieve

  1. Ryon

    Pics or it didn’t happen!

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