Joe Jonas & Ashley Greene Play Pirates For Halloween!

Um, Joe Jonas is dressed as a pirate. And all I’m saying is that later that night, Ashley Greene probably got raped* and pillaged. The boys photos from a Halloween party were found on Tumblr, and Kevin dressed as Mario while Nick dressed as…a douchebag? Seriously, where was his costume? Lamesauce.

Anyway, you may proceed with writing your fan fiction about the pirate adventures of Joe and his captive bar wench (what is she?) Ashley!

*By rape, I mean full-fledged consensual sex, probably STARTED by Ashley.