Joan & Melissa Rivers Storm Off ‘Celebrity Apprentice’

Because Joan and Melissa Rivers are no longer capable of expressing human emotion on their faces, they have to really get over-the-top to get their point across.

After she was fired by Donalt Trump from Celebrity Apprentice, Melissa erupted in an emotional tirade before she and her mother both packed up their fur coats and left.

I didn’t realize Joan had such a distaste for poker players. Meanwhile, Jesse James was smart to stay out of their way, lest a stray Botox needle get thrown in his face.

Galley Info: Joan Rivers at The American Plan Broadway Play opening night.