Jesus Christ, Give Birth Already!

US Weekly is saying that Christina Aguilera’s rep is saying she wasn’t even in labor as of yesterday. E! Online says that her and husband Jordan Bratman gave birth to a baby boy and were text-messaging friends that baby was fine and Mom was ok and everything was peachy. Or orangey. Someone needs to disguise themselves as a MAC salesman and follow her ass around til’ we get the real scoop. You know she can’t pass up make-up. Orangina the Clown. Why are games being played with people’s pregnancies? What’s with the fakeouts and stuff? Just say you’re knocked up, give birth, tell us, and then go on about your business. You’re still going to get paid for the eventual photos no matter how much trickery you employ.

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