Ken Paves is Jessica Simpson’s hair Yoda. Yeah, it’s his fault. Anyway, he was brought in to try to make Britney look somewhat presentable. She was difficult and didn’t trust a hair queen to do her right. Another sign of dementia. Anyway, he split. You’re shut off, Brit!
Weeks before the awards show, “Britney had requested his two female assistants [to do her extensions] since she prefers women around her,” and was disappointed when Paves himself arrived, says a Spears source. The stylist soon left, taking his hair with him.
“He bailed,” says the source. Says Paves’s rep: “Ken made the professional decision not to do her hair for the VMAs.”
God, weavemasters have reps! She made a bad, bad decision. Once the head weavemaster puts you on the list, the rest follow suit. She’s going to have to trot her crazy ass down to Fantastic Sam’s! Brit didn’t think much of her look. Keep reading.
“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,” a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”
Well, take the corset advice next time! Or hold back on the Mint Three Musketeers. God, I can’t wait to try those.