Jessica Simpson Wrestles Away from John Mayer’s Lips to Do Some Do-Goodin’


I can’t remember if we’ve already reported this, or if it’s old news, but quite frankly, the damn celebrities are staying out of rehab and alive, so I’m having to possibly recycle stuff. So sue me. Just kidding! Don’t sue me. I’m poor. Speaking of poor people, Jessica Simpson has donated a van to the Casa Hogar Elim orphanage in Mexico to get a hefty break on her taxes help out those in need.

Simpson was there with her mother Tina (who rode in the passenger seat when her daughter drove the minivan onto the orphanage’s grounds), her manager father Joe and a few others. Boyfriend John Mayer stayed in L.A.

Last fall, Simpson won a Chrysler Crossfire sports car at a swag suite at the MTV’s Video Music Awards, but asked Chrysler to exchange it for a minivan so she could help out the orphanage.

Wow, she’s just like Robin Hood. Because–correct me if I’m wrong–he had quite ample cleavage, no?