Jessica Simpson: Using Her Cans To Sell Beer

August 20th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Wow, here I am getting ready to talk about how Jessica Simpson‘s latest business venture has her selling beer and we manage to catch her NOT walking around in her beloved denim cut-offs.

The ever-enterprising elder Simpson sister will be appearing in ads for the Dallas-based Stampede Light Plus, which is touting itself as a vitamin-packed brew for the drunk on the go!

According to Jess, “Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while.” I want to see bitches at the Hollywood 24 Hour Fitness on the elliptical feeling the burn and chugging Stampede Light Plus to get hydrated.

I’m actually glad that this is coming out after Britney Spears‘ two little boys are done drinking out of bottles, because I’m pretty sure that back then, Britney (God love her) would have slapped some nipples on the bottles of bud and called it a day.


Wow, here I am getting ready to talk about how Jessica Simpson‘s latest business venture has her selling beer and we manage to catch her NOT walking around in her beloved denim cut-offs.

The ever-enterprising
elder Simpson sister will be appearing in ads for the Dallas-based
Stampede Light Plus, which is touting itself as a vitamin-packed brew
for the drunk on the go!

According to Jess, “Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also
like a cold beer once in a while.” I want to see bitches at the
Hollywood 24 Hour Fitness on the elliptical feeling the burn and
chugging Stampede Light Plus to get hydrated.

I’m actually glad that this is coming out after Britney Spears‘ two little boys are done drinking out of bottles, because I’m pretty sure that back then, Britney (God love her) would have slapped some nipples on the bottles of bud and called it a day.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. JennaMeow

    Now that I know she’s associated with it, I’d rather drink a cold bottle of piss.

  2. JennaMeow

    Now that I know she’s associated with it, I’d rather drink a cold bottle of piss.

  3. JennaMeow

    Now that I know she’s associated with it, I’d rather drink a cold bottle of piss.

  4. JennaMeow

    Now that I know she’s associated with it, I’d rather drink a cold bottle of piss.

  5. David L.

    There’s a beer made in Fort Worth, Texas name Buffalo Butt and I wonder who they should get to advertise it?

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