I know it’s wrong to make fun of people who are trying to be charitable, but if they keep insisting on doing it while looking so damn goofy, it’s really
hard impossible to resist. Here’s Jessica Simpson dropping off the van she donated to an orphanage. I LOVE how psyched she is to see the paparazzi. Like, “OMG! Y’all totally caught me being an AMAZING person!”
I do have some trouble making fun of her exuberance (since I used to actually love her on “The Newlyweds”), but I’m starting to notice that in pictures, she’s either pursing her lips all crazy and plumped up, or opening her mouth so wide a bird might fly in at any moment…a bird, or a stray ice-cream cone looking for a cheap thrill.
More photos of Jessica Simpson are after the jump.