Jessica Simpson Fires Her Agent When She SHOULD Be Firing Her Creepy Dad

August 17th, 2006 // 2 Comments

US Weekly reports:

Jessica Simpson has fired Brandt Joel, her agent at CAA, and is now being represented by Rick Nicita also of CAA, the agency confirms. “Brandt got into a huge fight with Joe Simpson,” says a source. “Joe is constantly trying to butt in and he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing. Jessica took her father’s side and fired him.”

Since Jessica clearly isn’t in need of breast implants, I think she should consider following her sister’s lead in elective surgery by getting a brain transplant from someone who happens to realize that her father is a creepy, manipulative man who probably had more than a little to do with the ruin of her first marriage.

Jessica Simpson Fires Her Agent [National Ledger]


By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Draya

    Lordy Lord. Could Jess get any stupider? Her f*cktard dad is wrecking her career.

    And she’s the dummy that chose her Daddy/Molester over her Husband. She’s never going to find a guy as sweet and patient as Nick was.

  2. trix

    brain tansplant!!! hahaha. You guys are the best

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