Jessica Simpson Claims Her Ass Smells Like Roses

I think I’m going to heave. Jessica Simpson claims that when she farts, it smells like a rose garden and not like the numerous douchebags she’s had up there. I would rather see elderly people explore fisting than hear about what’s coming out of her ass.

The mouthy bitch gave a country concert in Niagra Falls, and one reviewer claimed all this dumb bitch does is talk, and talk, and talk. About every single song. A pox on her and her family. Well, not Ashlee’s gay emo baby. The innocent shouldn’t have to suffer.

“I do pass gas a lot,” she says. “I guarantee it smells like roses,” was one of the many fabulous facts about herself she offered.

Here she is looking tried and fried as she returns to her hotel in NYC after filming a commercial for Macy’s. I hope she got her ass caught in that tired wooden escalator that cuts off kids’ hands!

Simpson also referred to ex-husband Nick Lachey’s cheating, and claimed she almost quit singing after she screwed up the lyrics to “9 to 5″ at a Dolly Parton tribute several years ago. Why did you come back? Damn! Dolly hates you like the rest of us do!

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I think I’m going to heave. Jessica Simpson claims that when she
farts, it smells like a rose garden and not like the numerous
douchebags she’s had up there. I would rather see elderly people
explore fisting than hear about what’s coming out of her ass.The mouthy bitch gave a country concert in Niagra Falls, and one reviewer claimed all this dumb bitch does is talk, and talk, and talk. About every single song. A pox on her and her family. Well, not Ashlee’s gay emo baby. The innocent shouldn’t have to suffer. “I
do pass gas a lot,” she says. “I guarantee it smells like roses,” was
one of the many fabulous facts about herself she offered.

Here she is looking tried and fried as she returns to her hotel in NYC
after filming a commercial for Macy’s. I hope she got her ass caught in
that tired wooden escalator that cuts off kids’ hands!Simpson also referred to ex-husband Nick Lachey’s cheating, and claimed she almost quit singing after she screwed up the lyrics to “9 to 5″ at a Dolly Parton tribute several years ago. Why did you come back? Damn! Dolly hates you like the rest of us do!