Jessica Simpson Wants You To Know She’s Gone Country

May 30th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Yee-hah, stalker girl! Here’s Jessica Simpson and her main queen/hair burner Ken Paves at Lax. Jessica’s in from Dallas and sporting a suede cowboy hat so that you know she’s embraced country music. Her new single “Come On Over” has leaked to the net and it’s as terrible as you would think. She makes Carrie Underwood look like Hank Williams Jr.

Jessica’s on a downward spiral lately. She’s got man troubles, because her creepshow dad Joe Simpson is driving away her boyfriend Tony Romo. Her younger sister Ashlee beat her to pregnancy and seems very happily married, compared to Jess’ crash and burn marriage to Nick Lachey. And no one wants to see her direct-to-DVD movies or buy her albums. She sells weaves with Paves. That’s about it. And she can always sell that hat, which I bet would fetch some coin down at the swap meet.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

More photos of a Southwestern style Jessica Simpson after the jump.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By J. Harvey

  1. T-Bone

    She should have started off doing country.

  2. tina

    she has no clue!

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