Jessica Simpson Gets Trans For ‘Esquire’

This is giving me kind of a creepy feeling. Bent gender! I say this because Jessica looks like she actually got all the way through pre to post. Here’s Jessica Simpson re-enacting a famous 1965 Esquire cover starring model Virna Lisi. I’m starting to understand why Tony Romo stayed in Dallas when Jessica Simpson had her “kidney infection.” I think she had something else taken care of.