Jessica Simpson Is Ailing

March 31st, 2008 // 2 Comments

Jessica Simpson had checked into Cedars-Sinai with a kidney infection. Don’t order the Heparin, sweetie.
In Touch Weekly
is reporting that she was “feeling achy and had a fever” and checked in on Friday morning.

“She is doing fine, but she is ready to get out of there,” said a friend. Jessica’s expected to be released tomorrow.

Her boyfriend Tony Romo is reported to have had commitments in Dallas, which is why he couldn’t be by her side. Look, she’s fine, and now’s the time to run, Tony. Run where her crazy ass father can’t find you before that shotgun wedding happens! Run before Papa Joe manages to get ahold of some of your baby batter and impregnates her! I know that’s gross, but I don’t put a thing past that guy.

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

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Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

By J. Harvey
  1. Queen Caffeine

    OMG, i can just see papa joe running around with a turkey baster, chasing after jess!

  2. martin lore

    Ladies, this is what happens when you take it in the pussy after having your dirty asshole fucked.

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