Jessica Simpson’s Big Yap Getting In The Way Of My Enjoyment Of Tony Romo

Shut it, Jessica Simpson. Here’s incredible talent Jessica Simpson with her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Admittedly, I used to think Tony seemed a little dorky. Then I just saw arms. Now if she can close her Venus Flytrap of a mouth, I can keep enjoying those arms.

Jessica and Tony took in the Lakers/Mavericks game courtside last night at the American Airlines Center in Dallas. Jessica had a large rock on her right hand, but some reporter still asked him if they were ever going to make it official.

Hell, no. He’s met her Dad. No one likes when their girlfriend’s Dad “accidentally” walks in on them in the shower. It’s also extremely awkward when he keeps talking about what a fine, fine body she has. Papa Joe is an equal opportunity perv.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, we’re out here hanging out at a game just having fun,” Tony told the reporter. Papa Joe probably told Jessica to step it up when he heard that one. Tony was probably met with a Catholic schoolgirl uniform the next night. Ugh.

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Photos: AP Images/Reuters