Jessica Simpson’s Big Yap Getting In The Way Of My Enjoyment Of Tony Romo

March 19th, 2008 // 10 Comments

Shut it, Jessica Simpson. Here’s incredible talent Jessica Simpson with her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Admittedly, I used to think Tony seemed a little dorky. Then I just saw arms. Now if she can close her Venus Flytrap of a mouth, I can keep enjoying those arms.

Jessica and Tony took in the Lakers/Mavericks game courtside last night at the American Airlines Center in Dallas. Jessica had a large rock on her right hand, but some reporter still asked him if they were ever going to make it official.

Hell, no. He’s met her Dad. No one likes when their girlfriend’s Dad “accidentally” walks in on them in the shower. It’s also extremely awkward when he keeps talking about what a fine, fine body she has. Papa Joe is an equal opportunity perv.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, we’re out here hanging out at a game just having fun,” Tony told the reporter. Papa Joe probably told Jessica to step it up when he heard that one. Tony was probably met with a Catholic schoolgirl uniform the next night. Ugh.

More photos of Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo enjoying the Dallas Mavericks vs. Los Angeles Lakers game after the jump.

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Photos: AP Images/Reuters

By J. Harvey
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  1. Elena

    You can totally tell she is one of those girls who follows, and likes, everything her boyfriend is into..another words no mind of her own.

  2. John Mayer

    Hey, Ex-Lover.

    It’s me, John.

    Please, it’s time to move on with your life. Stop contacting me. We will never have sex again, and while it makes me sad, it’s best for you to stop calling me to talk dirty to me. Stop sending me text messages. And those secret messages coming through my fillings? You’re crazy, girl.

    Really, stop.

    But if you need to have sex with someone, I’m right here.

    Here, at my computer, and my phone…

  3. erika

    These are only a few snapshots, but, the body language is telling. She is way more into him than he to her.

  4. erika

    These are only a few snapshots, but, the body language is telling. She is way more into him than he to her.

  5. Nancy

    She really looks skinny. Hope she can get better quickly..NOt long before, She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebrity dating club (MillMatch…..com) with her hot pictures and blogs there.

  6. Spammers Die

    Fuck off, Nancy.

  7. B.SophiaLoren

    Damn… She’s so pathetic now. There’s nothing she could do to come back all that’s happened. It must REALLY suck to go from beng so adored to being so abhored.
    I say her best bet is to divorce her dad, hire a money manager, go into seclusion with and get a total makeover- complete with a new nose. Then come back with, like, a rockin’ figure & sing about her heartbreak in old Leanne Rhimes style. But she’d have to commit to being alone for a while. She has so much money, she can PAY people to love her, gawd!

  8. TXGAL

    I think they are just a couple that like each other and are having fun. Just because they are high profile doesn’t make them losers. Personally I am glad they seem happy. Good for them, and no…I do NOT know them.

  9. anona

    whoever wrote this article is frickin hilarious!
    I can’t stop laughing! cute chick, cute guy= break -up over Ego’s in hollywood. Love them together, though.

  10. anona

    whoever wrote this article is frickin hilarious!
    I can’t stop laughing! cute chick, cute guy= break -up over Ego’s in hollywood. Love them together, though.

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